But you can see robo-pec of the suit in front of him. It's GENIUS. Diabolically genius.
But, yeah, maintaining structural integrity is an important distinction between so many defaults of women hero pictures--by putting an object of interest in front of him, there's a reason for him to be facing away from the audience, and it helps make the picture have a bit of a narrative--you can properly imagine he was interrupted during something perfectly sensible, as opposed to experimenting to see if his pelvic girdle could imitate the optical illusion of an owl swivelling his head (which, truth be told, would only
not
occur to Tony if he knew he'd designed it in already).
See, my reaction after having read a particular fic is: is the gold flap on his bum so he can go potty?
If that suit doesn't ram a tube up his jacksie, I'd be very disappointed. I'm also assuming catheter. It's the only way to be sure.
And you know Tony Stark lives for questions about what he does with his dick.
I feel I speak for the entire male gender when I tell you that a genius inventor would find some solution to the problem that doesn't involve a catheter.
The entirety of the male gender that doesn't like sounding, you mean. That's where innovation comes into play.
The entirety of cismales who don't like sounding, even
I went to Rotten Tomatoes to check out reviews for Iron Man 3. And I as I was clicking the link, I said to myself: "I wonder what Ebert thought about..."
Dammit.
