It's one of my favorite Onion headlines.
Does the Onion do headline t-shirts? They really should.
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - May 14, 2009 5:52:13 am PDT #9787 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
vw bug - May 14, 2009 6:02:03 am PDT #9788 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Wasn't it vw who accidentally sent an e-mail to a boss that should have said "Here is the org chart," but instead it was "orgy chart," thanks to spellcheck?
Yes! I totally forgot about that! That was a day!
And, yes, I searched for my name and skipped. I apologize. I'm buried in work that needs to be finished by next Thursday. YAY!
Sparky, that stinks. Ha. I'm funny. I need more coffee, clearly.
Trudy Booth - May 14, 2009 6:33:39 am PDT #9789 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
We have an alarm condition on the 21st floor!
(I'm on 28)
They've evacuated 21 and the two floors below. I wonder why not above. Huh.
It's funny how everyone is just working away while a section of our office building is, you know, on fire...
Trudy Booth - May 14, 2009 6:36:42 am PDT #9790 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hooray! The alarm condition on the 21st floor has been resolved!!!
Steph L. - May 14, 2009 6:38:26 am PDT #9791 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
They've evacuated 21 and the two floors below. I wonder why not above. Huh.
I believe that's known as the "Fuck 'em!" policy.
vw bug - May 14, 2009 6:45:37 am PDT #9792 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
WindSparrow - May 14, 2009 7:06:28 am PDT #9793 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Suzi, whether you have the chance to read this or not, much peace~ma for you, your mom, and your whole family.
Typo Boy - May 14, 2009 7:14:50 am PDT #9794 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
One thing. I've never found open office word or calc (or other open source) to work as well as the Microserf version.
sj - May 14, 2009 7:19:25 am PDT #9795 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Suzi&family}}}
Glamcookie - May 14, 2009 7:35:08 am PDT #9796 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
{{{Suzi's mom, Suzi, and family}}}