Surgery~ma, Aimee!
Job-keeping~ma, Glamcookie!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Surgery~ma, Aimee!
Job-keeping~ma, Glamcookie!
Long day. No deliverance.
Bitches, all my ~mas belong to you.
Surgery~ma for Aimee!
Query letters~ma for Barb!
Sticking to your guns~ma for Nora!
Job~ma for GC!
Interesting dream. I dreamt that me and my dad, may he rest in peace, were checking into a fancy hotel for a family vacation. I'm not sure if it was a stop on the way to somewhere or if it was the destination. As we wandered around the hotel checking out various amenities, I kept noticing this couple sitting in each other's laps making out. When I looked a little closer, I saw it was two young men. Both were wearing really nice, really sharp suits, each had white carnations and baby's breath pinned to their lapels. And I had the urge to go up to them and congratulate them. But then I didn't because... it's their honeymoon. I figured it was better good wishes to let 'em make out to their hearts' content.
t pokes thread in hopes of stray Aims news
It's way too quiet in here today, and I also very much want news on the Empress.
I do have some excellent news. Remember my friends whose house was in the path of the SB fire? Well their place made it! So happy! They just got pictures of it and it is totally intact. Yay!
Oh how wonderful!
Oh, EXCELLENT, GC!
Cereal:
And this is why I hate the query process with a white hot vengeance:
AGENT X lists on their profile:
FICTION GENRES Literary Fiction | Commercial Fiction | Women's Fiction | Young Adult | Thrillers/Suspense | Multi-Cultural
CURRENT STATUS This agent accepts queries
SPECIAL INTERESTS Specializes in Latino fiction & authors
Interested author sends carefully crafted query, highlighting why she's a great fit because she's Latina, writes Commercial/Women's Fiction as well as YA, is published and award winning and all this nifty stuff...
And within thirty minutes receives:
Dear Author,
Please forgive this impersonal note but the high volume of correspondence makes it difficult for us to respond to you personally. Thank you for your query. Unfortunately it doesn’t match what we are looking for at this time. We hope other agents feel differently.
Best of luck.
Yeah... right.
Bite.
Me.