These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - May 11, 2009 8:45:47 am PDT #9443 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Interesting dream. I dreamt that me and my dad, may he rest in peace, were checking into a fancy hotel for a family vacation. I'm not sure if it was a stop on the way to somewhere or if it was the destination. As we wandered around the hotel checking out various amenities, I kept noticing this couple sitting in each other's laps making out. When I looked a little closer, I saw it was two young men. Both were wearing really nice, really sharp suits, each had white carnations and baby's breath pinned to their lapels. And I had the urge to go up to them and congratulate them. But then I didn't because... it's their honeymoon. I figured it was better good wishes to let 'em make out to their hearts' content.


amych - May 11, 2009 9:08:41 am PDT #9444 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t pokes thread in hopes of stray Aims news


sj - May 11, 2009 9:22:00 am PDT #9445 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It's way too quiet in here today, and I also very much want news on the Empress.


Glamcookie - May 11, 2009 9:55:42 am PDT #9446 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I do have some excellent news. Remember my friends whose house was in the path of the SB fire? Well their place made it! So happy! They just got pictures of it and it is totally intact. Yay!


Trudy Booth - May 11, 2009 9:57:59 am PDT #9447 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh how wonderful!


Barb - May 11, 2009 10:02:28 am PDT #9448 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, EXCELLENT, GC!


Barb - May 11, 2009 10:04:12 am PDT #9449 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Cereal:

And this is why I hate the query process with a white hot vengeance:

AGENT X lists on their profile:

FICTION GENRES Literary Fiction | Commercial Fiction | Women's Fiction | Young Adult | Thrillers/Suspense | Multi-Cultural

CURRENT STATUS This agent accepts queries

SPECIAL INTERESTS Specializes in Latino fiction & authors

Interested author sends carefully crafted query, highlighting why she's a great fit because she's Latina, writes Commercial/Women's Fiction as well as YA, is published and award winning and all this nifty stuff...

And within thirty minutes receives:

Dear Author,

Please forgive this impersonal note but the high volume of correspondence makes it difficult for us to respond to you personally. Thank you for your query. Unfortunately it doesn’t match what we are looking for at this time. We hope other agents feel differently.

Best of luck.

Yeah... right.

Bite.

Me.


-t - May 11, 2009 10:27:49 am PDT #9450 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Great news, GC!


sj - May 11, 2009 10:47:04 am PDT #9451 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Barb, that is annoying. I really hope you find a new agent who appreciates your talents and gets you more of the recognition you deserve.

Great news for your friends, GC!


Beverly - May 11, 2009 12:15:44 pm PDT #9452 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

That persistent catch in the back of the neck of that agent, Barb? The one that stops her in her tracks when she turns her head to the left? Yeah, me. On your behalf.

Okay, I wish.

Anxious for Empress news.

Did we get news on Bartleby yet?

All positive stick-to-your-guns ~ma for Nora

Hooray for house surviving the fire!

And lots of no layoff~ma for GC!