I try not to cook with the cheese after it's been fucked.
Whereas I try not to fuck with the cheese after it's been cooked.
But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.
River ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - May 10, 2009 9:02:23 am PDT #9402 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - May 10, 2009 11:27:14 am PDT #9403 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I try not to cook with the cheese after it's been fucked.
Failing that, cook it thoroughly.
beth b - May 10, 2009 11:33:27 am PDT #9404 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
As long as it is not liver
hippocampus - May 10, 2009 11:49:23 am PDT #9405 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
things I didn't say this weekend:
we like you guys and your kids are great, but bringing an infant to a b&b and wearing earplugs so that he doesn't disturb your sleep is really not on.
NoiseDesign - May 10, 2009 11:53:35 am PDT #9406 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Sox, you are better than I. I would have killed them.
Polter-Cow - May 10, 2009 11:55:50 am PDT #9407 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ooh, mac and cheese is more chewable today. I'll try spaghetti tonight.
vw bug - May 10, 2009 12:14:56 pm PDT #9408 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Things I would have said, "People like you are why so many b&bs don't allow children. Thanks for that!"
Barb - May 10, 2009 12:19:09 pm PDT #9409 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Things I would have said, "Child Protective Services will be here after breakfast."
hippocampus - May 10, 2009 12:52:21 pm PDT #9410 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Heh.
Yeah.
You guys made this weekend a lot better in three sentences. thank you.
Hil R. - May 10, 2009 1:09:39 pm PDT #9411 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Mmm. Just finished cooking my dinner -- lentil cauliflower curry. I hate chopping up cauliflower, but it's really worth it.