The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Apr 25, 2009 4:30:30 am PDT #7869 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Of course, we need photographic evidence!

I love it when you use "we" for "I".

Next skype, you can tell me how to pronounce

No problem.

And good luck with the mics today!


billytea - Apr 25, 2009 4:30:40 am PDT #7870 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know you have watched too many sci-fi movies/tv shows, when you see this phrase, and picture a head being lowered onto an android body, clamps engaging at the neck, and the eyes lighting up/opening. Maybe it's because I am up at an ungodly hour.

I do occasionally refer to Wallybee as being in the Alien way.

Oh, hell no.

Yeah, there is no way I'd be considering this with, for instance, the previous set of in-laws. We did pretty well with Wallybee's parents out here last November (they're pretty easy-going). I'm cautiously optimistic, on the basis of a bigger house and the prospect of occasional baby-sitting.

Interestingly, though, for the first two years of her life Wallybee had been sent back to Shanghai to be raised by her grandparents (not uncommon in Chinese culture). So no one in this house actually has experience raising newborns (yet).


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2009 4:47:03 am PDT #7871 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have to go to my 20-year high school reunion today (including a Mass, to which I wouldn't go, except that one of my best friends is receiving an award, and I want to be there for that).

Wish me strength.

(You think anyone will notice if I'm drunk at 11 in the morning?)

Off I go.


Shir - Apr 25, 2009 4:48:26 am PDT #7872 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck, Steph!


Lee - Apr 25, 2009 4:50:12 am PDT #7873 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Good Luck, Steph!


billytea - Apr 25, 2009 4:50:17 am PDT #7874 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have to go to my 20-year high school reunion today (including a Mass, to which I wouldn't go, except that one of my best friends is receiving an award, and I want to be there for that).

Good luck! (I skipped mine.)


omnis_audis - Apr 25, 2009 5:10:34 am PDT #7875 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

good luck Steph. If that church is anything like the one I grew up in, being drunk will make you fit in with the Monsignor (sp?).

BT, thanks for the reminder on ANZAC day. It's my Canberra friends b-day. Sent him wishes.

Clearly Shir wasn't fooled by the "royal we". Yup, she is a smart one.

I've been here 30 min. Still no UPS.


Laura - Apr 25, 2009 5:19:05 am PDT #7876 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Have fun, Steph!

Excited for the pending baby arrival! Having extra hands around will be wonderful. I was quite grateful for the extended family visits when the boys were babies.

The second set is because I am over 40

Ah yes, they called my pregnancies geriatric. Most of the extra medical attention was eyerolly.


Strix - Apr 25, 2009 5:30:43 am PDT #7877 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all. I have been pretty grey - my internet is pretty much in the crapper, so it's no go for me. Just wanted to pop in and say hey, I'm not dead, I miss y'all and I am happy and still dating the guy I was talking about the last time.

Very happy still. Hee.


sj - Apr 25, 2009 5:33:08 am PDT #7878 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Apparently 2 margaritas before bed is an excellent cure for insomnia. I may have to test this new theory tonight to be sure.