I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 23, 2009 2:59:22 pm PDT #7678 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

points at what Laura said. except for the TDS bit, 'cause I don't know what that is.

The Daily Show. Jon Stewart. Late-night political comedy show. Awesome.


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2009 3:03:29 pm PDT #7679 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But what if there's another button that's especially pretty and/or shiny?

tommy, you're going to make Tep's head go splodey.

"See that open flame? DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN IT."

....

"OW! Fuck! It burns! It burrrrrrns!!!!"

"WHY did you do exactly what I told you NOT to do?!?"

"It was so pretty!"

That's what it's like to me. If I tell you to do one thing, why on God's green earth would you do anydamnthing else?

Obviously I should never be: tech support, a teacher, a parent, a coach....


Barb - Apr 23, 2009 3:07:26 pm PDT #7680 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Ooh, Tep-- I got the J. Peterman skirt and it's absolutely delicious and colorwise, looks so pretty with the corset.

Thank you for gently egging me on.


javachik - Apr 23, 2009 3:13:21 pm PDT #7681 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I think I need a corset for prom.


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2009 3:15:44 pm PDT #7682 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ooh, Tep-- I got the J. Peterman skirt and it's absolutely delicious and colorwise, looks so pretty with the corset.

Thank you for gently egging me on.

I rule!

...I mean, pictures! Pictures!

I think I need a corset for prom.

I'm amazed they let you in the door without one last year! (Not because it's required; because you will look scorching HOTT in one.)


NoiseDesign - Apr 23, 2009 3:21:06 pm PDT #7683 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I think I need a corset for prom.

Yes.


javachik - Apr 23, 2009 3:24:09 pm PDT #7684 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Hey, I am just happy Kate called me and woke me up last year! I woke up, splashed water on my face, added lipstick, and ran.


Fay - Apr 23, 2009 3:25:04 pm PDT #7685 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oooh! Hey, if Jilli is going to be famous, maybe next F2F we can have crazy Jillifen showing up in the manner of that Debfan person, sidling into the Hospitality Suite and reassuring us that it's cool, he's with Jilli's people. And we all go "...but...we are Jilli's people. Who are you?" And then Pete gets all manly and LOOMS.


Ginger - Apr 23, 2009 3:27:19 pm PDT #7686 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jilli, I can't imagine your being less than awesome. I'm looking forward to telling everyone I know "Watch Jilli! I kind of know her." Then they'll all get the book for Christmas or their birthdays, whichever comes first.

I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.

When I was home last weekend, I had to order dinner online. She knew our favorite barbecue place was having a 20 percent off sale on online orders, but refused to tackle online ordering.

Because I literally cannot comprehend how, if someone tells you to click the box that says "OK," you would click ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT.

I don't understand how my sister can't find the box that says OK. When I ask her what is on the screen, she starts with File.


Kathy A - Apr 23, 2009 4:07:00 pm PDT #7687 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just realized--I can do some Jilli-book shilling at B&N! I'm only working on Saturdays (damn economy cutting back hours there), but maybe I can convince my manager to let me put her book on display at my register while I'm working. People do look at the books up there while I ring them up!