Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 23, 2009 3:27:19 pm PDT #7686 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jilli, I can't imagine your being less than awesome. I'm looking forward to telling everyone I know "Watch Jilli! I kind of know her." Then they'll all get the book for Christmas or their birthdays, whichever comes first.

I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.

When I was home last weekend, I had to order dinner online. She knew our favorite barbecue place was having a 20 percent off sale on online orders, but refused to tackle online ordering.

Because I literally cannot comprehend how, if someone tells you to click the box that says "OK," you would click ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT.

I don't understand how my sister can't find the box that says OK. When I ask her what is on the screen, she starts with File.


Kathy A - Apr 23, 2009 4:07:00 pm PDT #7687 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just realized--I can do some Jilli-book shilling at B&N! I'm only working on Saturdays (damn economy cutting back hours there), but maybe I can convince my manager to let me put her book on display at my register while I'm working. People do look at the books up there while I ring them up!


Barb - Apr 23, 2009 4:10:06 pm PDT #7688 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

(Not because it's required; because you will look scorching HOTT in one.)

Dude, so yes on this.


javachik - Apr 23, 2009 4:12:00 pm PDT #7689 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks for the corset encouragement! I'm shy about it all, which is why I haven't already purchased one. I've never been particurlarly relaxed about showing off body bits.


Barb - Apr 23, 2009 4:15:52 pm PDT #7690 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm shy because I don't have much in the way of body bits to show off. (Corset-speaking, that is...)


askye - Apr 23, 2009 4:23:02 pm PDT #7691 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I've had to do a bit of, not tech help, but walking people through user names and passwords or giving out website addresses.

The hardest thing to explain is what I mean by forward slash.

People keep trying to type out forward slash.


meara - Apr 23, 2009 4:27:51 pm PDT #7692 of 30000

I'm shy because I don't have much in the way of body bits to show off. (Corset-speaking, that is...)

Oh, tcha--I have an A-cup, that just means I wear an underbust, rather than an overbust, it's more flattering!


dcp - Apr 23, 2009 4:37:02 pm PDT #7693 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The hardest thing to explain is what I mean by forward slash.

I use: "The forward-slash is the one on the same key as the question mark. The back-slash is the other one, above the 'Enter' key."


Hil R. - Apr 23, 2009 4:44:20 pm PDT #7694 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I finished filing all my student loan forms. I think. It was confusing. Now just have to wait to find out how much of a loan I can get.


Jessica - Apr 23, 2009 4:44:42 pm PDT #7695 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The hardest thing to explain is what I mean by forward slash.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read this and tried to figure out what fic genre "forward slash" was.