'The Message'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Your mom is the exemplar of Tech Support's Bane. Sort of like Isildur's Bane, but not quite so conniving.
The Tech Support people here at my job love me, because when I call them for help, I do exactly what they tell me. And because I don't do arcane things to my computer trying to fix the problem myself.
Thanks for the restaurant recs, Hil! I forwarded them onto my brother.
So very proud of Aims and Joe! Well done.
Jilli, I can't imagine anyone not being charmed by you.
Also, I want to see Jilli on Ellen during the day and TDS at night!
points at what Laura said. except for the TDS bit, 'cause I don't know what that is.
I don't know what specifically has you in a tizzy, Jilli my love, but you're wholly delightful, and made of the kind of genuine awesome that cannot help but slay one and all.
points at what Laura said. except for the TDS bit, 'cause I don't know what that is.
The Daily Show. Jon Stewart. Late-night political comedy show. Awesome.
But what if there's another button that's especially pretty and/or shiny?
tommy, you're going to make Tep's head go splodey.
"See that open flame? DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN IT."
....
"OW! Fuck! It burns! It burrrrrrns!!!!"
"WHY did you do exactly what I told you NOT to do?!?"
"It was so pretty!"
That's what it's like to me. If I tell you to do one thing, why on God's green earth would you do anydamnthing else?
Obviously I should never be: tech support, a teacher, a parent, a coach....
Ooh, Tep-- I got the J. Peterman skirt and it's absolutely delicious and colorwise, looks so pretty with the corset.
Thank you for gently egging me on.
I think I need a corset for prom.
Ooh, Tep-- I got the J. Peterman skirt and it's absolutely delicious and colorwise, looks so pretty with the corset.
Thank you for gently egging me on.
I rule!
...I mean, pictures! Pictures!
I think I need a corset for prom.
I'm amazed they let you in the door without one last year! (Not because it's required; because you will look scorching HOTT in one.)
I think I need a corset for prom.
Yes.
Hey, I am just happy Kate called me and woke me up last year! I woke up, splashed water on my face, added lipstick, and ran.