Let's just say they're very in your face.
BWHAHAHAHA!!!!
I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Giles ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Apr 21, 2009 9:35:54 am PDT #7381 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Scrappy - Apr 21, 2009 9:36:30 am PDT #7382 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
No, I LIKE the dick jokes.
Laga - Apr 21, 2009 9:36:35 am PDT #7383 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Do I want to know the British definition of teabagging?
One time my mom asked me to define "glory hole". I said it's the door in a glass maker's furnace but she knew it was something sexual and wouldn't relent until I told her.
Vortex - Apr 21, 2009 9:37:25 am PDT #7384 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
One time my mom asked me to define "glory hole". I said it's the door in a glass maker's furnace
nice (attempted) save!
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2009 9:39:03 am PDT #7385 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
One time my mom asked me to define "glory hole".
Moms shouldn't ask such things!
omnis_audis - Apr 21, 2009 9:40:29 am PDT #7386 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
If any mom can, it would be Laga's. She is a really cool lady.
erikaj - Apr 21, 2009 9:40:57 am PDT #7387 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
The weirdest thing I had to define for my mom was "spank bank"...thanks, Denis Leary.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2009 9:42:51 am PDT #7388 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do I want to know the British definition of teabagging?
It's really not much "worse." I mean, if blowjobs don't gross you out then British teabagging pro'lly wouldn't either.
Glamcookie - Apr 21, 2009 9:46:17 am PDT #7389 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Barb - Apr 21, 2009 9:47:15 am PDT #7390 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
It's so pathetic that it's my mom who winds up rendering me speechless at times, although it's more the context than the actual content. Like when she was waxing rhapsodic about the renewal of her romance with my father and she was going on and on and on about how wonderful it was and how much time they were spending together even though it hadn't gotten sexual... yet.
Said just like that.
Seriously, just some things I don't wanna hear.
I told her I blamed Viagara and Mario Lopez for the whole sordid mess.