One time my mom asked me to define "glory hole".
Moms shouldn't ask such things!
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2009 9:39:03 am PDT #7385 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
omnis_audis - Apr 21, 2009 9:40:29 am PDT #7386 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
If any mom can, it would be Laga's. She is a really cool lady.
erikaj - Apr 21, 2009 9:40:57 am PDT #7387 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
The weirdest thing I had to define for my mom was "spank bank"...thanks, Denis Leary.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2009 9:42:51 am PDT #7388 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do I want to know the British definition of teabagging?
It's really not much "worse." I mean, if blowjobs don't gross you out then British teabagging pro'lly wouldn't either.
Glamcookie - Apr 21, 2009 9:46:17 am PDT #7389 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Barb - Apr 21, 2009 9:47:15 am PDT #7390 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
It's so pathetic that it's my mom who winds up rendering me speechless at times, although it's more the context than the actual content. Like when she was waxing rhapsodic about the renewal of her romance with my father and she was going on and on and on about how wonderful it was and how much time they were spending together even though it hadn't gotten sexual... yet.
Said just like that.
Seriously, just some things I don't wanna hear.
I told her I blamed Viagara and Mario Lopez for the whole sordid mess.
erikaj - Apr 21, 2009 9:47:18 am PDT #7391 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
That whole thing sort of reminds me of White Teeth and the teenaged radical islamists who call their group KEVIN and end up apologizing the whole book for their "acronym problem"
Laga - Apr 21, 2009 10:01:38 am PDT #7392 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
2M4M!
Oh that's too awesome. I wonder if "one of us" has infiltrated their ranks to suggest acronyms.
If any mom can, it would be Laga's. She is a really cool lady.
I told her we'd be roomies at the f2f and she went on for five minutes about how great you are and did I make sure to tell you that you were missed at Christmas.
Toddson - Apr 21, 2009 10:10:40 am PDT #7393 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I remember upsetting my mother when she was nattering on about her Older Women's League and I pointed out that there's a group called Older Wiser Lesbians.
Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2009 10:17:45 am PDT #7394 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Permit acquired: Amendment I, Constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or bridging the freedom of speech,or of the press, OR THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES. (Ratified and in effective since December 15, 1791.)
Oh sweet heaven. Republicans throw their very first protest and all of a sudden they notice the First Ammendment. That's just precious. Wait until they start getting arrested for resisiting arrest at rallies.