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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Apr 21, 2009 5:01:59 am PDT #7309 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I'm just nervous since she won't meet Toto before moving in... I'd rather not be miserable for a year, knowing that he's miserable!

Pretty sure he wouldn't be the one miserable in this situation! He'd go on doing his thing and your roommate and you may be miserable! He wouldn't care. But, really, you should just be as honest as possible about how he behaves and let her make the call.


vw bug - Apr 21, 2009 5:03:52 am PDT #7310 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

But, really, you should just be as honest as possible about how he behaves and let her make the call.

This was my response to her: "Well, Toto is pretty quiet, except for when he first meets you. He's ten years old, so he's really quieting down. Likes to sleep a lot...especially under the desk in my room or on the futon in the living room."

I figured it gave a little warning and also showed he's allowed on the furniture and stuff. We'll see what happens.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2009 6:22:27 am PDT #7311 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am so tired today that I'm not entirely sure I'm not dreaming all this.

Send sleep through the intertubes plsthx.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2009 6:45:13 am PDT #7312 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

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Jessica - Apr 21, 2009 6:58:57 am PDT #7313 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sanity check needed. In written correspondance with a co-worker via office IM - unironic use of the words "dizang" and "aight" - grounds for a sporking?


meara - Apr 21, 2009 7:01:31 am PDT #7314 of 30000

UNironic use? SPORK! SPORK!

[edit: I would probably give a pass on "aight", but "dizang"???]


Shir - Apr 21, 2009 7:03:19 am PDT #7315 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm always in favor of a good sporking. Mostly when the one I'm in favor of is the sporker.


Shir - Apr 21, 2009 7:04:00 am PDT #7316 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Eh, right. What's dizang, and how do you use one?


Jessica - Apr 21, 2009 7:04:15 am PDT #7317 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

[edit: I would probably give a pass on "aight", but "dizang"???]

Yeah, I'd be willing to forgive "aight" as a typo if "dizang" had not preceded it. BUT REALLY.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2009 7:06:57 am PDT #7318 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's dizang, and how do you use one?

"Dizang" is what you say when you're drunk and you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer.

OK, I have no idea.