Oh crap I'm a total putz. She im'ed me and I was a complete dork. I should have just closed the window.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
You do know that "putz" and "dork" both mean penis in Yiddish, right?
I don't think you're a dick.
I started babbling about Heroes. She probably thinks I'm a TV obsessed loser.
Loser doesn't means dick in Yiddish, does it?
I'm pretty sure that "dork" isn't Yiddish.
I think that in Yiddish, "Laga" means "you would be a fool to not go out with me."
I think that in Yiddish, "Laga" means "you would be a fool to not go out with me."
I almost inhaled a ramen noodle.
My neighborhood's community council meeting was tonight (think Gilmore Girls town council, only full of hipsters, gay people, Damn Liberals(TM), vegans, hippies, vegan hippies, and old black ladies who no one EVER sasses).
One of the many, MANY reasons why I love my neighborhood: the best damn 4th of July parade is going to be green this year -- any cars that enter have to pay a $10 fee (Vespas and hybrid cars are $5).
One MORE reason I love my neighborhood: as a fundraiser for the food pantry, our awesome local bakery is going to organize a grilled cheese sandwich cook-off similar to this: [link] Three categories of sandwiches: regular (i.e., orange cheese, white bread, butter), fancy (i.e., swanky -- or skeezy -- cheeses, fancy bread, etc. [a David Smay grilled cheese]), and dessert (which fascinates me).
That is going to ROCK.
Grilled Cheesecake!
And oh, my god -- in perusing the grilled cheese invitational site, check out the picture I found: [link]
RIO!!!!!!!! (Well, I don't think that person is our Rio, but -- FUCKOOOOOO!!!)