I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 20, 2009 5:34:07 pm PDT #7284 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You do know that "putz" and "dork" both mean penis in Yiddish, right?

I don't think you're a dick.


Laga - Apr 20, 2009 5:35:28 pm PDT #7285 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I started babbling about Heroes. She probably thinks I'm a TV obsessed loser.


Laga - Apr 20, 2009 5:36:13 pm PDT #7286 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Loser doesn't means dick in Yiddish, does it?


Hil R. - Apr 20, 2009 5:36:22 pm PDT #7287 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm pretty sure that "dork" isn't Yiddish.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2009 5:40:48 pm PDT #7288 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think that in Yiddish, "Laga" means "you would be a fool to not go out with me."


Laga - Apr 20, 2009 5:43:17 pm PDT #7289 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think that in Yiddish, "Laga" means "you would be a fool to not go out with me."

I almost inhaled a ramen noodle.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2009 5:50:55 pm PDT #7290 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My neighborhood's community council meeting was tonight (think Gilmore Girls town council, only full of hipsters, gay people, Damn Liberals(TM), vegans, hippies, vegan hippies, and old black ladies who no one EVER sasses).

One of the many, MANY reasons why I love my neighborhood: the best damn 4th of July parade is going to be green this year -- any cars that enter have to pay a $10 fee (Vespas and hybrid cars are $5).

One MORE reason I love my neighborhood: as a fundraiser for the food pantry, our awesome local bakery is going to organize a grilled cheese sandwich cook-off similar to this: [link] Three categories of sandwiches: regular (i.e., orange cheese, white bread, butter), fancy (i.e., swanky -- or skeezy -- cheeses, fancy bread, etc. [a David Smay grilled cheese]), and dessert (which fascinates me).

That is going to ROCK.


Laga - Apr 20, 2009 5:53:35 pm PDT #7291 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Grilled Cheesecake!


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2009 5:56:52 pm PDT #7292 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And oh, my god -- in perusing the grilled cheese invitational site, check out the picture I found: [link]

RIO!!!!!!!! (Well, I don't think that person is our Rio, but -- FUCKOOOOOO!!!)


brenda m - Apr 20, 2009 5:58:33 pm PDT #7293 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Having been to Rio's hair guy for a fabulously expensive cut some years ago, I can confirm that there is no way. But man I do want that shirt.