Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 11:50:44 am PDT #6823 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, she's under constant supervision. A bunch of her friends are with her -- I had some stuff to do at home, so I left once I was sure she was OK. I'm not in any position of authority over her -- she a classmate, and it's my office that she happened to stumble into. But she's better now -- awake, and talking, and at least sort of making sense, and was able to answer a bunch of questions that people asked her, so I think she's doing OK. She'll have one hell of a hangover, especially if she keeps refusing to have any liquids, but she'll be OK.


Vortex - Apr 15, 2009 11:52:50 am PDT #6824 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

she should be drinking vitamin water or gatorade. it's very helpful with a hangover.

So I've heard.


Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 12:06:30 pm PDT #6825 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Has she never been drunk before?

She says she's never been this drunk in America before, which might mean she's been this drunk in China, but I seriously doubt it.


WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2009 1:04:09 pm PDT #6826 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hil, it takes no authority to call 911. Let the paramedics evaluate her.

Yes, if someone refuses first aid, you cannot continue to administer it, but legally and morally their refusal for aid does not stop you from summoning emergency assistance.


Steph L. - Apr 15, 2009 1:09:22 pm PDT #6827 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

she's been this drunk in China

Is she Asian? Because, WOW, the average person of Asian descent metabolize alcohol WAY more slowly than the average person of Anglo descent.


Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 1:15:58 pm PDT #6828 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is she Asian? Because, WOW, the average person of Asian descent metabolize alcohol WAY more slowly than the average person of Anglo descent.

Yeah, she's Chinese.

We were just about to call 911 when she threw up and then started feeling better. I waited around for a while to make sure she seemed OK. After a few hours, it was definitely wearing off.


beth b - Apr 15, 2009 1:24:01 pm PDT #6829 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I may have power at home. yay!


Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2009 2:28:48 pm PDT #6830 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That would really be the lamest super hero ever, huh?

You come over here, Lex Luthor! I'll kick your ass all over my living room! Maybe!


Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2009 2:28:48 pm PDT #6831 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

beth b - Apr 15, 2009 2:35:51 pm PDT #6832 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay -- electricity!

I'm in favor of it. Especially in my house.