Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Apr 10, 2009 7:58:41 am PDT #6294 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is this before or after they are a-changing?


Calli - Apr 10, 2009 8:01:33 am PDT #6295 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

To suggest that the American obsession with health food began in the 1970's is flat-out ridiculous.

Yep. I'm sure John Harvey Kellogg would have something to say to that.

Health is definitely a moral issue, and it's fucking nauseating.

Yes. I have heard far too many women (and it's almost always women) say things like, "Oh, I was sooooo bad today. I ate a cookie!"

Right. What an awful person that makes you. Right up there Mugabe and Pol Pot.


javachik - Apr 10, 2009 8:02:17 am PDT #6296 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I couldn't get through that piece, either. I made it all the way to the phrase "pro-abortion". Anyone who phrases something that way has nothing of interest to me.


DavidS - Apr 10, 2009 8:05:15 am PDT #6297 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't mind pushing health as a societal virtue. Nor exercise and activity. However, I think the BMI pimping is wrong-headed and counterproductive.

I'm not sure about the griping about people with workout bags. This sort of falls in the same category (to me) as complaining about people getting on the bus with their noisy and annoying children. It's not a virtue for everybody to be hermetically sealed within their own bubble of responsibility. More is required than that to make a democracy (or any society) function. Certainly dealing with and tolerating the annoyance of other people's choices.

Are people who workout smugly superior and judgmental? I'm not sure. That seems like a broad generalization. But we've got some actuaries here who can probably lay out the insurance odds of what really affects your longevity and quality of life. I'm not sure how they factor weight into their tables, but I'm pretty sure they do.


Connie Neil - Apr 10, 2009 8:05:37 am PDT #6298 of 30000
brillig

There are just too many jokes to make.

Thank you for resisting. I do not take jokes about my husband lightly.


NoiseDesign - Apr 10, 2009 8:08:54 am PDT #6299 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Gronk. Back in LA now heading to my car. I need to be at the theatre in a few hours. I is tired.


Trudy Booth - Apr 10, 2009 8:09:15 am PDT #6300 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

(An aside: when I started losing weight back in December-ish, someone at work said "Wow -- you're losing weight! You look great!" And I said that I had switched to a new antidepressant that gave me knifey stomach pain and made it hard to eat anything, plus I had the bad bad bad stomach flu. Her reply? "Keep it up!" Uh, keep up the knifey stomach pain and getting so sick I have to go to the ER, just to fucking lose weight? What is wrong with people?)

A friend of mine had that conversation repeatedly while she was doing CHEMO. Seriously, people.

"I'm in chemo"

"Well you look GREAT"

And for the record, in case anyone is wondering, she did NOT look great. She was deffinately thinner. She was also weak and grey and had big circles under her eyes. It almost looked like she was being systematically poisoned juuust enough to kill certain cells but not so much as to kill all of them (i.e. her).


Toddson - Apr 10, 2009 8:13:19 am PDT #6301 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Pushing health as a societal virtue is fine. It's making it into one of the primary virtues that bugs me. It's saying that your health - measured by how thin you are - is a major element in how worthwhile a person you are. And that if you meet a specific criterion you've fulfilled your daily requirement of doing good things.

And the gym bags and stuff bugs me simply because people will get on a crowded bus and swing their bags around without any consideration for the people around them. It's on a par with the people who insist on occupying two seats and forcing others to stand, or the people who get on with a big suitcase and park it right in the doorway.


Toddson - Apr 10, 2009 8:15:40 am PDT #6302 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And yes - any time I get a cold or sinus infection my mother will lecture me about not using throat lozenges - they've got sugar in them! they're fattening!

And part of my aggravation came from a run-in with a clueless young doctor. I was having major dental work done and couldn't chew ... and he was lecturing me on the evils of canned soup (salt! OMG!) His suggestion for soft foods that would be acceptable was ... potatoes.


Trudy Booth - Apr 10, 2009 8:15:49 am PDT #6303 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And the gym bags and stuff bugs me simply because people will get on a crowded bus and swing their bags around without any consideration for the people around them. It's on a par with the people who insist on occupying two seats and forcing others to stand, or the people who get on with a big suitcase and park it right in the doorway.

And at least the people with luggage aren't declaring their virtue with it. "See how much crap I have? Move over, minions."