Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2009 11:44:57 am PDT #5975 of 30000
brillig

And at the huge press conference from Em's Fortress of Doom, when she announces her new world domination, Daddy will be sitting just behind her on the podium, smiling in quiet pride.


Miracleman - Apr 07, 2009 11:45:28 am PDT #5976 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

That kid is scary smart ... and if she ever does go evil, we're in BIG trouble.

Maybe you are...me, I'm banking on owning Australia in my retirement.

"Remember who taught you, kiddo. You owe your old man."


sj - Apr 07, 2009 11:45:58 am PDT #5977 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

She scowls at me and says "I wanna be the Joker."

Emeline is too adorably evil for words.

IcookingN, I have a tube of unopened tomato paste that expired lasst month. It's probably still good to use, right?


Sparky1 - Apr 07, 2009 11:46:38 am PDT #5978 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

"Remember who taught you, kiddo. You owe your old man."

I hope she doesn't hold a grudge against you for thwarting her misappropriation of those Hersey's Kisses.


Miracleman - Apr 07, 2009 11:47:47 am PDT #5979 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I hope she doesn't hold a grudge against you for thwarting her misappropriation of those Hersey's Kisses

Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.

It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Rays.


Emily - Apr 07, 2009 11:48:35 am PDT #5980 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

"Point of order, Punk. Informing me of your intentions to steal something is a basic no-no of criminal planning. This is why the Riddler always gets caught."

I'm always telling my students, "For god's sake, at least be sneaky about it!"


Vortex - Apr 07, 2009 11:49:56 am PDT #5981 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

There's only so much you can do for someone who needs help but doesn't want it. And "be a good friend" is too vague to be really good advice.

oh, absolutely. But we're talking college students here. They may not recognize that, and a vague "be supportive" bit on a website is USELESS.


Vortex - Apr 07, 2009 11:51:48 am PDT #5982 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm always telling my students, "For god's sake, at least be sneaky about it!"

I was on a faculty panel for an accusation of plagiarism, and the prof said "It's not even that I'm upset that he plagiarized, but that he thought I'd be stupid enough not to notice!" (this was a case where the student turned in a law review article word for word)


Barb - Apr 07, 2009 11:52:46 am PDT #5983 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm always telling my students, "For god's sake, at least be sneaky about it!"

Lewis always tells the kids, "You might be able to fool one of us at a time, but the likelihood that you'll get both isn't real high unless you work harder and get a whole lot savvier than your mother."


P.M. Marc - Apr 07, 2009 11:53:43 am PDT #5984 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I dunno, my Dad always said that he expected me to be smart enough not to get caught doing whatever I wasn't supposed to be. If I got caught, I got in trouble for whatever I was doing AND got the "You are supposed to be cleverer than that, Jillian" speech.

So, maybe I *DO* need to make you watch Psych, after all.