Letting the two of you breed may have been a mistake.
Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.
Spike ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2009 11:36:03 am PDT #5968 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2009 11:38:03 am PDT #5969 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
She scowls at me and says "I wanna be the Joker."OMG! Too funny!!!! But dude! Don't teach your kid how to outwit you!
Miracleman - Apr 07, 2009 11:39:31 am PDT #5970 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Em is so awesome.
I have a recurring (probably annoying by this point) joke whenever somebody wishes something impossible. E.g. "I wish Oreo cookies would magically appear in my hand." "Well, I wish I had a magical flying pony that craps money."
Yesterday I'm lounging on the couch as Emeline colors. Emeline suddenly announces: "I'm hungry. Daddy, I want a snack."
"Well, I want world peace," I answer.
"Daddy, you'll get your pony at Christmas. Please get me some Goldfish."
Atropa - Apr 07, 2009 11:40:35 am PDT #5971 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Don't teach your kid how to outwit you!
I dunno, my Dad always said that he expected me to be smart enough not to get caught doing whatever I wasn't supposed to be. If I got caught, I got in trouble for whatever I was doing AND got the "You are supposed to be cleverer than that, Jillian" speech.
erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 11:42:27 am PDT #5972 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Emeline rules.
Miracleman - Apr 07, 2009 11:42:53 am PDT #5973 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Don't teach your kid how to outwit you!
I dunno, my Dad always said that he expected me to be smart enough not to get caught doing whatever I wasn't supposed to be. If I got caught, I got in trouble for whatever I was doing AND got the "You are supposed to be cleverer than that, Jillian" speech.
Yes, in a bizarre way I'm looking forward to saying to Emeline "Really?! You expected that to fool me? * sigh *. Punkin', next time don't put your hologram on a loop, it's a dead giveaway."
Toddson - Apr 07, 2009 11:43:30 am PDT #5974 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
That kid is scary smart ... and if she ever does go evil, we're in BIG trouble.
Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2009 11:44:57 am PDT #5975 of 30000
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And at the huge press conference from Em's Fortress of Doom, when she announces her new world domination, Daddy will be sitting just behind her on the podium, smiling in quiet pride.
Miracleman - Apr 07, 2009 11:45:28 am PDT #5976 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
That kid is scary smart ... and if she ever does go evil, we're in BIG trouble.
Maybe you are...me, I'm banking on owning Australia in my retirement.
"Remember who taught you, kiddo. You owe your old man."
sj - Apr 07, 2009 11:45:58 am PDT #5977 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
She scowls at me and says "I wanna be the Joker."
Emeline is too adorably evil for words.
IcookingN, I have a tube of unopened tomato paste that expired lasst month. It's probably still good to use, right?