We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 06, 2009 7:47:00 am PDT #5817 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And we've hit another Monday. Why does this keep happening???

Because the choice is Monday or death?


omnis_audis - Apr 06, 2009 7:47:52 am PDT #5818 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Because the choice is Monday or death?
Wait! What happened to Cake or Death? I like those options better. Can we look into this? Can we maybe swap them options back? k. thnx.


Ginger - Apr 06, 2009 7:49:20 am PDT #5819 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Something to do with the TVA?

The Nashville Dammers?


Calli - Apr 06, 2009 7:49:37 am PDT #5820 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What happened to Cake or Death?

They ran out of cake.


Ginger - Apr 06, 2009 7:52:00 am PDT #5821 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

They ran out of cake.

There was, however, a lot of Monday left over.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2009 7:52:40 am PDT #5822 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Since it's opening day I'll share this terrific Joe Posnanski (best baseball writer in the business today?) story about Zack Greinke - the kind of loon that baseball has always attracted. It's a sad story, a funny story and a hopeful story. A rare trifecta.


Daisy Jane - Apr 06, 2009 7:53:28 am PDT #5823 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Not a bad neighbor, maybe I'll 'splain later in Goodbye & Good Riddance. We've been wrapped up in stuff too.

I, for one, am against Mondays. Write your congress person! Everyone turn off your car lights at 3 pm today! No one buy cereal on the first Monday of next month! Wear a black bandanna on your right leg to demonstrate your distaste for Mondays! FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER MET (so you should probably just post it to facebook)!!!!eleventy1!!


Steph L. - Apr 06, 2009 7:53:56 am PDT #5824 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What happened to Cake or Death?

They ran out of cake.

"So my choice is 'or death'?!?"


Barb - Apr 06, 2009 7:55:46 am PDT #5825 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

No, there are also Mondays.


Barb - Apr 06, 2009 7:58:54 am PDT #5826 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

::diamond shoes too tight whine::

After over ten days of dealing with little to no air conditioning due to crappy compressor on cheap ass central air unit, I now have men tromping through my house installing new unit.

I'm achy and cranky and want them to go away but leave me with air conditioning.

At least the weather's not been too bad, all things considered.