My coworker set up the camera on her iBook to record her dogs yesterday. So many mysteries solved! Who took the socks out of the laundry! Who ate the box of kleenex! Not solved: what precisely occasioned sitting in the middle of the living room howling for 15 straight minutes.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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brenda m - Mar 31, 2009 2:19:31 pm PDT #5119 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2009 2:25:15 pm PDT #5120 of 30000
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My coworker set up the camera on her iBook to record her dogs yesterday
I was just talking to Hubby, who was idly wondering if his webcam on his laptop is on, because he doesn't really know how to check. "And you're wondering if you're being spied on?" I asked. "Well," he said, "all they're seeing is a fat, naked belly." "So if they're hacking into webcams in the hopes of finding naked girls who just happen to be in front of their computers, they're disappointed?" "Yup. Nothing but stretched out scars here."
DebetEsse - Mar 31, 2009 2:26:17 pm PDT #5121 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Aleister (BF's dog) suggests: "mailman"
Kathy A - Mar 31, 2009 2:27:08 pm PDT #5122 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Hee!! Did they both howl, thus egging each other on?
At least I know that my apartment is usually left unscathed by Amarna--she likes to get into trouble when I'm there to scold her and give her the attention she wants Right Then. I can't think of a case where she's gotten into something she shouldn't while I was gone.
§ ita § - Mar 31, 2009 2:38:15 pm PDT #5123 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dogs! In apartments!
I'm still not acclimated to that yet. I'm not sure what else it would take, other than living with them.
Which ain't gonna happen any time soon.
brenda m - Mar 31, 2009 2:40:14 pm PDT #5124 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Aleister (BF's dog) suggests: "mailman"
Nope. There was a period of windowsill barking (which she didn't know they could reach, so that was news) but this wasn't directed any particular direction, best she could tell.
Dana - Mar 31, 2009 2:41:40 pm PDT #5125 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I always liked Dave Barry's reasons that dogs bark.
a) Someone is at the door.
b) No one is at the door.
c) Somewhere, anywhere else in the world, another dog is barking.
d) None of the above.
amych - Mar 31, 2009 3:24:51 pm PDT #5126 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
He says that everyone is claiming to be oppressed.
Yes. People who have just taken an elbow to the face often feel themselves to be oppressed.
Vortex - Mar 31, 2009 3:40:18 pm PDT #5127 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You know, I live in the same city, I could just walk in, punch him in the face and walk out. I wouldn't even have to find a space, I could just park and leave my flashers on.
Strix - Mar 31, 2009 3:46:23 pm PDT #5128 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I could just park and leave my flashers on.
But that would be far too good for him!
Oh...I read that as porn.
I lived in a teeny high rise studio in grad school and people would walk out of the elevator with ROTTWELIERS, ita! And I know the largest apartment available was a teeny one-bedroom. Boggles my mind -- I feel bad that my cats don't have enough room, and they don't MOVE.