Dogs! In apartments!
I'm still not acclimated to that yet. I'm not sure what else it would take, other than living with them.
Which ain't gonna happen any time soon.
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 31, 2009 2:38:15 pm PDT #5123 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
brenda m - Mar 31, 2009 2:40:14 pm PDT #5124 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Aleister (BF's dog) suggests: "mailman"
Nope. There was a period of windowsill barking (which she didn't know they could reach, so that was news) but this wasn't directed any particular direction, best she could tell.
Dana - Mar 31, 2009 2:41:40 pm PDT #5125 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I always liked Dave Barry's reasons that dogs bark.
a) Someone is at the door.
b) No one is at the door.
c) Somewhere, anywhere else in the world, another dog is barking.
d) None of the above.
amych - Mar 31, 2009 3:24:51 pm PDT #5126 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
He says that everyone is claiming to be oppressed.
Yes. People who have just taken an elbow to the face often feel themselves to be oppressed.
Vortex - Mar 31, 2009 3:40:18 pm PDT #5127 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You know, I live in the same city, I could just walk in, punch him in the face and walk out. I wouldn't even have to find a space, I could just park and leave my flashers on.
Strix - Mar 31, 2009 3:46:23 pm PDT #5128 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I could just park and leave my flashers on.
But that would be far too good for him!
Oh...I read that as porn.
I lived in a teeny high rise studio in grad school and people would walk out of the elevator with ROTTWELIERS, ita! And I know the largest apartment available was a teeny one-bedroom. Boggles my mind -- I feel bad that my cats don't have enough room, and they don't MOVE.
Hil R. - Mar 31, 2009 4:19:50 pm PDT #5129 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
He also asked me about Jewish inheritance laws, and how they differed from US laws. I told him that I had no idea. (Sometimes, when he asks something and I don't know the answer, I think it's an interesting question and look it up. This one, not interesting.)
Calli - Mar 31, 2009 4:45:18 pm PDT #5130 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
He also asked me about Jewish inheritance laws, and how they differed from US laws.
I would have been sorely tempted to say, "Actually, it's a little known fact that we get to choose one person per year from whom to inherit 17% of his worldly goods. . . . So, how are you feeling these days?"
Cashmere - Mar 31, 2009 4:45:46 pm PDT #5131 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Hil, I hate that guy. Next time I'm in town, I'm going to come down and junk punch him.
Hil R. - Mar 31, 2009 4:48:24 pm PDT #5132 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Someone made a "tribute" video of Janice from Friends. Why? [link]