The neighbor's wife is not
So she's not really married? Cool!
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2009 9:15:31 am PDT #19498 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 9:17:30 am PDT #19499 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ours lasts about 4 days anyway. Between 2 people who love them some iced coffee!
We are like Jack Sprat and his wife -- even in the winter I drink iced coffee (because I get overheated by staying in a hot shower too long [yes, I am 38 years old and still can't live right]), and even in the summer The Boy pours a just-brewed cup of hot coffee and puts it right into the microwave TO MAKE IT HOTTER.
We never steal each others' coffee, though.
Shir - Aug 12, 2009 9:18:51 am PDT #19500 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
So she's not really married? Cool!
Oh, I just thought it's a take on Schrödinger's cat. She is, and she's not.
< back studying. Fuck>
Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2009 9:22:30 am PDT #19501 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"You shall not murder" becomes "Must kill."
And "You shall not steal" becomes "Will steal." We are also told to "Live in the neighborhood of misrepresentation" and that "My wife is looking for a neighbor." WINK, WINK.
Those did turn out pretty good.
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 9:24:06 am PDT #19502 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Live in the neighborhood of misrepresentation"
I think I have a new tagline.
Liese S. - Aug 12, 2009 9:29:19 am PDT #19503 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Wait, how do you cold brew in a french press? Just leave it unpressed in the fridge?
Heh, that's funny, Steph. I'm the Boy in this scenario. I drink hot drinks all year round, and the SO never drinks anything hot unless he thinks he's just about to die from cold. But he doesn't drink iced coffee, either, mostly pop. Thus the preeminent position of the Penguin in our household.
(eta: Hee. I was just thinking that would make a good tagline.)
Jessica - Aug 12, 2009 9:31:26 am PDT #19504 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Just leave it unpressed in the fridge?
In the fridge or on the counter - it's not my preferred method because I have a Thing about grinds in my cup, but many people swear by it.
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 9:36:27 am PDT #19505 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
But he doesn't drink iced coffee, either, mostly pop. Thus the preeminent position of the Penguin in our household.
I bolt down ~2 mugs' worth of (cold) coffee before I leave for work, and then for the rest of the day I drink fizzy water. Hence the revered status of my fizzy water maker. (The Penguin is totally cute, but I drink so much fizzy water that the size of the bottles would drive me nuts.)
omnis_audis - Aug 12, 2009 9:39:44 am PDT #19506 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Omnis, why do you just try walking on the treadmill today (if it doesn't hurt).No can do treadmills. They don't fit the crutches all that well, and the hand rails are too high. I'm going Su, Tu, Th, so maybe by tomorrow, this minor pull will feel better. If not, I'll skip the ab machine, and stick with just the bike.
Well, just the Ten Commandments:Huh. Maybe this is why they went to war with us in the 40's.
sj - Aug 12, 2009 9:42:47 am PDT #19507 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
What do I have to make the obnoxious person next to me stop trying to talk to me?