What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Aug 12, 2009 9:42:47 am PDT #19507 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

What do I have to make the obnoxious person next to me stop trying to talk to me?


WindSparrow - Aug 12, 2009 9:45:48 am PDT #19508 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What do I have to make the obnoxious person next to me stop trying to talk to me.

"I"m sorry, I need to concentrate on _____, and I need quiet to do that, please."


Calli - Aug 12, 2009 9:45:52 am PDT #19509 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What do I have to make the obnoxious person next to me stop trying to talk to me.

Tell him his incessant blather is drowning out the voices in your head, and you really need to listen so you'll know when you're supposed to go on your next bloody rampage.


sj - Aug 12, 2009 9:50:30 am PDT #19510 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm at the hairdressers and luckily she is getting her hair washed across the room right now. Her hairdresser even apologized to me. What part of me staring down at my phone and ignoring you don't you understand?


Toddson - Aug 12, 2009 9:52:08 am PDT #19511 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Number of guys today who thought I'm religious, despite a very obvious cleavage: 2.

Obviously, Shir's cleavage is a religious experience.

...

and put me in the iced coffee/tea year 'round corner - I'm usually too warm and I prefer my beverage as cold as possible.


WindSparrow - Aug 12, 2009 9:53:41 am PDT #19512 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I may be slightly evil. I put about twice the usual amount of cat food into the treat toys, and set the openings to the toughest setting to give to the cats. So they can pig out, but they will have to work for it.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 12, 2009 9:54:39 am PDT #19513 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

and put me in the iced coffee/tea year 'round corner - I'm usually too warm and I prefer my beverage as cold as possible.

This is me as well, though I've mostly given up on coffee, due to sleep issues (and don't get the point of de-caf). I'll treat myself to an iced coffee on Fridays, because I don't mind staying up later.


Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 9:58:25 am PDT #19514 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh my YUM! It's apparently time for my company to renew their lease, and the property management folks always give us a HUGE basket of gigantic cookies in the shape of their logo -- shortbread cookies about 1/2 inch thick, with an abundance of buttercream frosting.

The cookies have landed. There was much rejoicing.


Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 10:03:46 am PDT #19515 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And now I'm in sugar shock.

Dude. It was worth it.


Glamcookie - Aug 12, 2009 10:05:23 am PDT #19516 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Great, now I want iced coffee and shortbread!