Did you use the King James version? I would think that would work better.
I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!
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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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tommyrot - Aug 12, 2009 9:04:42 am PDT #19493 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Aug 12, 2009 9:05:08 am PDT #19494 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We do this coffee concentrate thing that only needs to sit overnight or all day:
Yep, that's what I do. I wouldn't say it lasts two weeks - after about 10 days it starts to taste pretty sour - but it's fantastic for the summertime.
Shir - Aug 12, 2009 9:08:10 am PDT #19495 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
lisah - Aug 12, 2009 9:09:19 am PDT #19496 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Yep, that's what I do. I wouldn't say it lasts two weeks - after about 10 days it starts to taste pretty sour - but it's fantastic for the summertime.
Ours lasts about 4 days anyway. Between 2 people who love them some iced coffee!
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2009 9:14:26 am PDT #19497 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, just the Ten Commandments:
"You shall not murder" becomes "Must kill."
It's a plot, I tells ya, to spread anarchy and murder. The Joker must be behind it.
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2009 9:15:31 am PDT #19498 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The neighbor's wife is not
So she's not really married? Cool!
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 9:17:30 am PDT #19499 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ours lasts about 4 days anyway. Between 2 people who love them some iced coffee!
We are like Jack Sprat and his wife -- even in the winter I drink iced coffee (because I get overheated by staying in a hot shower too long [yes, I am 38 years old and still can't live right]), and even in the summer The Boy pours a just-brewed cup of hot coffee and puts it right into the microwave TO MAKE IT HOTTER.
We never steal each others' coffee, though.
Shir - Aug 12, 2009 9:18:51 am PDT #19500 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
So she's not really married? Cool!
Oh, I just thought it's a take on Schrödinger's cat. She is, and she's not.
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Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2009 9:22:30 am PDT #19501 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"You shall not murder" becomes "Must kill."
And "You shall not steal" becomes "Will steal." We are also told to "Live in the neighborhood of misrepresentation" and that "My wife is looking for a neighbor." WINK, WINK.
Those did turn out pretty good.
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 9:24:06 am PDT #19502 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Live in the neighborhood of misrepresentation"
I think I have a new tagline.