I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 11, 2009 9:12:19 am PDT #19372 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And now I'm just tired and stomach-hurty and want to go home and go to bed. But I came back to work because I'm a Good Worker Bee.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 9:19:08 am PDT #19373 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But I came back to work because I'm a Good Worker Bee.

For some reason this makes me think of the Gilligan's Island episode where all the women form a girl group (with some sort of bee theme to their name).

My brain is a strange place.


sj - Aug 11, 2009 9:30:27 am PDT #19374 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Teppy)))

I would like a cabana boy to bring me tea so that I can shower and dress before the Peapod delivery truck arrives.


Laga - Aug 11, 2009 9:41:13 am PDT #19375 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I know the email's already sent but for future reference: I learned in career counseling a good way to ask the "what did I do wrong" question is "Could you tell me what it was about the person you did hire that made them the ideal candidate for the position?"


JZ - Aug 11, 2009 10:35:13 am PDT #19376 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Tep, good on you for telling that lovely story. Hugs and tequila and any other comfort you need.

And Nora, I'm still holding out small amounts of hope for Tom and the job. Is it somewhere in academia? Because if so, and if it's anything like the corner of academia where I work, it's entirely possible that they're still considering him but are wrangling over some mostly unrelated university budget snarl that's gumming things up. Two years ago I interviewed for a job at my uni that, as far as I know, is still open and for which I'm still the top candidate, two years later; they just haven't gotten approval from the PTB for both the job title and the actual physical workspace.

Hil, I... I just boggle, really. I no longer have any idea what to make of your uni. I'm sure it's full of brilliant people (they wanted you there, so, obviously), but every story you tell is a worse example than the last one of total basic social interaction Fail.

And, bluh. On the inappropriate religious butting-in, I am the perfect inverse of everyone here. Out on the Left Coast, I'm all Christian but feminist/anti-Prop 8/crunchy/lefty/whatnot but I also try never, ever to discuss religion with anyone unless they bring it up first. I work like hell to be non-proselytizing, non-judgy and non-obnoxious, and damn if I can ever manage to get through one week without someone snarking at me or cracking a joke or making a giant sweeping statement about creepy baby-raping religious thugtard morons and isn't that a knee-slapping riot? One person at work makes these cracks even knowing that I'm practicing and that I'm just on the other side of the cubicle wall.

I pretty much always just suck it up since after all I do belong to an institution that, whatever I think about its founder, has been run for a millenium plus by spectacularly flawed and frequently cruel humans who've caused a lot of pain for a lot of people, and my little bit of irritation is pretty damn small potatoes. Just, sometimes I do wish they'd put a sock in the snark until they're out in the hall.


Barb - Aug 11, 2009 11:00:26 am PDT #19377 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Anyone else having trouble with LJ?


brenda m - Aug 11, 2009 11:53:42 am PDT #19378 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And, bluh. On the inappropriate religious butting-in, I am the perfect inverse of everyone here. Out on the Left Coast, I'm all Christian but feminist/anti-Prop 8/crunchy/lefty/whatnot but I also try never, ever to discuss religion with anyone unless they bring it up first. I work like hell to be non-proselytizing, non-judgy and non-obnoxious, and damn if I can ever manage to get through one week without someone snarking at me or cracking a joke or making a giant sweeping statement about creepy baby-raping religious thugtard morons and isn't that a knee-slapping riot? One person at work makes these cracks even knowing that I'm practicing and that I'm just on the other side of the cubicle wall.

I'm sorry you go through this. One of my direct reports is a commited evangelical of the rightward leaning kind - though not a proselytizer, at least not at the office. And I work really hard to make sure that even though we have diametrically opposing views on pretty much everything, she doesn't feel in any way marginalized or critiqued.


JZ - Aug 11, 2009 12:20:36 pm PDT #19379 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It gets up my nose sometimes, but I'm working on just ignoring it. Of course the problem with that is that often the snark is immediately followed by some instruction to me to do something-or-other, which I don't hear because I was busy aggressively not listening to the snark, and then I get scolded for not listening.

Gee, I love my office!


Laga - Aug 11, 2009 12:39:50 pm PDT #19380 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yuck JZ. Thanks for the reminder that religious != bad. I can be one of the snarky ones sometimes.


DavidS - Aug 11, 2009 12:41:11 pm PDT #19381 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::Note to self: Don't rail about the Catholic church until after Labor Day::