Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 3:49:46 pm PDT #19250 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Ok universe, quit picking on Hil.


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2009 3:52:36 pm PDT #19251 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My tagline becomes "When Vermont, bookstores, restaurants, BIGANOPUN can be moved to"


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 3:58:22 pm PDT #19252 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

BIGANOPUN

In my head this is another name for a shaggy dog story.


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2009 3:58:44 pm PDT #19253 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My math question reaches equilibrium at "How convex (2n +2), - Anatomy, Movies, on the corner of the intersection, by specifying the size of each angle or edge?"


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 4:03:03 pm PDT #19254 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I notch in your bedpost, the line of the song.

The song above is a hint to the first impossible song (the artists are from the same genre)

The second impossible song is by a band that influenced both of them.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 10, 2009 4:38:05 pm PDT #19255 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I notch in your bedpost, the line of the song.

This is sugar we're going down, but I am still stumped by the others.


hippocampus - Aug 10, 2009 4:46:59 pm PDT #19256 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I broked it: [link]


amych - Aug 10, 2009 4:49:49 pm PDT #19257 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And yet: [link]


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 4:54:58 pm PDT #19258 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Funny and NSFW: [link]

eta: part 2, also NSFW: [link]


Steph L. - Aug 10, 2009 5:04:27 pm PDT #19259 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Laga, the one with all the numbers was Violent Femmes, wasn't it?

"Out for a walk, bitch" becomes, "Walk, make a complaint."

That's beautiful.

ION, am back home from visitation for stepdad's father. Funeral is tomorrow. It's just hit me so hard because it was unexpected (in that he was in a rehab facility and had gotten through the really bad pneumonia that everyone expected would kill him).

When my granddad died, he had been sick for a while, and he was in a coma (or similar state), and we knew it was coming. It was still sad, and tough to deal with, but we knew it was coming.

But with stepdad's father, no one was ready for it. And all I could think tonight, with the whole family in one place was, surely stepdad's father will come walking in any minute now. He was the only one missing.

Except he was there.

Last summer, one of their granddaughters got married, and at the reception the DJ did that thing where all the married couples go dance and then the DJ says, "Everyone married less than 5 years, go sit down," and then works his way through various amounts -- 10 years, 20, etc., etc.

And stepdad's father and mother just kept on dancing as the DJ was calling out higher and higher numbers -- 25...30...45... When the DJ hit 50, stepdad's father just laughed and said, "Keep going!"

The DJ laughed, too, and said, "Okay, 55 years!"

Stepdad's father laughed and shook his head and kept on dancing. The DJ said, "I give up -- how long have you been married?" Without ever breaking stride, keeping time to the music, stepdad's father proudly said, "57 years!" And everyone applauded.