I broked it: [link]
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Aug 10, 2009 4:46:59 pm PDT #19256 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
amych - Aug 10, 2009 4:49:49 pm PDT #19257 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And yet: [link]
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 4:54:58 pm PDT #19258 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Aug 10, 2009 5:04:27 pm PDT #19259 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Laga, the one with all the numbers was Violent Femmes, wasn't it?
"Out for a walk, bitch" becomes, "Walk, make a complaint."
That's beautiful.
ION, am back home from visitation for stepdad's father. Funeral is tomorrow. It's just hit me so hard because it was unexpected (in that he was in a rehab facility and had gotten through the really bad pneumonia that everyone expected would kill him).
When my granddad died, he had been sick for a while, and he was in a coma (or similar state), and we knew it was coming. It was still sad, and tough to deal with, but we knew it was coming.
But with stepdad's father, no one was ready for it. And all I could think tonight, with the whole family in one place was, surely stepdad's father will come walking in any minute now. He was the only one missing.
Except he was there.
Last summer, one of their granddaughters got married, and at the reception the DJ did that thing where all the married couples go dance and then the DJ says, "Everyone married less than 5 years, go sit down," and then works his way through various amounts -- 10 years, 20, etc., etc.
And stepdad's father and mother just kept on dancing as the DJ was calling out higher and higher numbers -- 25...30...45... When the DJ hit 50, stepdad's father just laughed and said, "Keep going!"
The DJ laughed, too, and said, "Okay, 55 years!"
Stepdad's father laughed and shook his head and kept on dancing. The DJ said, "I give up -- how long have you been married?" Without ever breaking stride, keeping time to the music, stepdad's father proudly said, "57 years!" And everyone applauded.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 5:06:08 pm PDT #19260 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If she had sex, I have heard. also NSFW
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 5:07:57 pm PDT #19261 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
{{{Teppy}}}
You're right about the Femmes song.
The other song is from MCR.
amych - Aug 10, 2009 5:08:34 pm PDT #19262 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nora Deirdre - Aug 10, 2009 5:10:11 pm PDT #19263 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Teppy, that's a great story. I'm so sorry that he was taken so suddenly, but it is touching to hear that he had a wonderful long marriage and life.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 5:12:19 pm PDT #19264 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Totally NSFW, and hysterical: I will be close to God.
And at the bottom, it said, "Shame on you, by the way."
The Party JUDGED me!
beth b - Aug 10, 2009 5:13:49 pm PDT #19265 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!