Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Aug 10, 2009 2:13:21 pm PDT #19228 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or an evening of drunk posting among the Buffistas.


JZ - Aug 10, 2009 2:16:42 pm PDT #19229 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Just two more, I swear:

Wash and Kaylee.

eta: I lied. One more Mal.


Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 2:18:40 pm PDT #19230 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha, those are great.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:29:32 pm PDT #19231 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Guess the song lyrics

Shake baby, TSUISUTOANDOSHAUTO. Babies are our business.

I'm pretty sure this one is impossible

KURAPPUBITO I am 10 years old living


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:35:57 pm PDT #19232 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I used to be able to tell when the mail was coming because of the dogs on our block barking the wave. Our new mail carrier must be calm and assertive because they're not doing it anymore.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:42:06 pm PDT #19233 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh dear. Am I the first one to try this?

I is a leaf in the wind. What break?


Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 2:42:46 pm PDT #19234 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

First one is "Twist and Shout" by the Beatles.

No idea on the second.


amych - Aug 10, 2009 2:45:07 pm PDT #19235 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That word is used. It means that I do not think.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:47:37 pm PDT #19236 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

omg I haven't laughed this hard in months. I can't remember the last time I cried actual tears while laughing. (I know the first time was Steel Magnolias)

This is a step in the right branch of the left. The company, please do not get the bottom of the knee. However, it is driven by a pelvic thrust in anger. Also, do the time warp.


amych - Aug 10, 2009 2:51:25 pm PDT #19237 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, do the time warp.

What, again?