First one is "Twist and Shout" by the Beatles.
No idea on the second.
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 2:42:46 pm PDT #19234 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
amych - Aug 10, 2009 2:45:07 pm PDT #19235 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:47:37 pm PDT #19236 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
omg I haven't laughed this hard in months. I can't remember the last time I cried actual tears while laughing. (I know the first time was Steel Magnolias)
This is a step in the right branch of the left. The company, please do not get the bottom of the knee. However, it is driven by a pelvic thrust in anger. Also, do the time warp.
amych - Aug 10, 2009 2:51:25 pm PDT #19237 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, do the time warp.
What, again?
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:52:42 pm PDT #19238 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
What a difference a few letters makes. I thought it was "You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means." which yields
You are using the word. Study is difficult.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:57:16 pm PDT #19239 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Taste, wealth, people you can introduce yourself.
sj - Aug 10, 2009 2:57:23 pm PDT #19240 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
"Out for a walk, bitch" becomes, "Walk, make a complaint."
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 3:02:22 pm PDT #19241 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have to walk away. I have to make dinner. I can't walk away. I'm having too much fun.
amych - Aug 10, 2009 3:04:22 pm PDT #19242 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I thought it was "You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means." which yields You are using the word. Study is difficult.
It could very well be -- I threw it in from memory, and now could spend happy hours avoiding work and trying to figure out what makes it switch between "that word is used" and "you keep on using that word".
Mine also got to "study is difficult" in the end, which I found OMG SO CLOSE TO "MATH IS HARD".
(Also, fun game: read out loud a step at a time to someone in the room. Backwards. Until they get the original quote.)
(Sadly, "Math is hard" yields "Mathematics is difficult" in one step. Which is not so much funny, and reminds me of my freshman comp students back in the day and their unshakeable conviction that academic writing meant moar syllables.)
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 3:04:55 pm PDT #19243 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
This one might be impossible too so I'll give you a hint. I'm surprised to see so much repetition because I deleted the repeated words as I typed in the lyrics.
I, 5, 78, Ⅰ, Ⅱ, your family's pain, headache, and I, I, I, I, I, God, I remember feeling sad on the left. 10, 89 loses.