If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:48:59 pm PDT #19223 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I was in several ways, and my tomato and egg soup is the best hamburger of my life, I think. I suddenly.


JZ - Aug 10, 2009 1:49:29 pm PDT #19224 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Spike goes to the translation party.

eta: So does Willow.

eta: Mal got lost along the way.

Also, go MM, you thumb-having A student!


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:49:53 pm PDT #19225 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

this needs to be a t-shirt

my tomato and egg soup is the best hamburger of my life

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:53:10 pm PDT #19226 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I love this one from the middle of Spike

I, at least I could love a woman man.


StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 2:12:51 pm PDT #19227 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

eta: Mal got lost along the way.

That's the BEST. It ends like the ramblings of a sleep-deprived pot-head.


Toddson - Aug 10, 2009 2:13:21 pm PDT #19228 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or an evening of drunk posting among the Buffistas.


JZ - Aug 10, 2009 2:16:42 pm PDT #19229 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Just two more, I swear:

Wash and Kaylee.

eta: I lied. One more Mal.


Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 2:18:40 pm PDT #19230 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha, those are great.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:29:32 pm PDT #19231 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Guess the song lyrics

Shake baby, TSUISUTOANDOSHAUTO. Babies are our business.

I'm pretty sure this one is impossible

KURAPPUBITO I am 10 years old living


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:35:57 pm PDT #19232 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I used to be able to tell when the mail was coming because of the dogs on our block barking the wave. Our new mail carrier must be calm and assertive because they're not doing it anymore.