Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 10, 2009 1:08:40 pm PDT #19201 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

MM's sentences are so fun to Japanese-Englished

I'm using sentences from the radio. This led to the discovery that "It's nice and early on here at the Fringe, having maybe been going on for three or four nights" finishes up as "No, here, the initial margin, I think that March 4 is scheduled for Sunday night".

Lightning, questions, the following emergency

That's made me laugh a disturbing amount.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:10:31 pm PDT #19202 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The exciting conclusion.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 1:10:45 pm PDT #19203 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is for several reasons, in beautiful work, in the universe, if unlimited angel, act like I know all the sublime expression of God! I dust some cases, the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals in the core? He is my joy and women, the story of when you are laughing.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:12:01 pm PDT #19204 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

What a piece of work is man. Paragon of Animals gives it away.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:21:07 pm PDT #19205 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Accidentally cross-posted with Literary...

This one had me in hysterics.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 1:24:22 pm PDT #19206 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This one had me in hysterics.

Heh.

Oh, break a bottle of whiskey or something.

NATLBSB!


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:30:20 pm PDT #19207 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Swimming He has a bow at the feet of women in swimming.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:31:25 pm PDT #19208 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

NATLBSB!

and now it is.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:34:16 pm PDT #19209 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Speaking of taglines...

This is a pet rabbit, a cat needs to be collected.

Titties screaming and confusion of war!


Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 1:36:04 pm PDT #19210 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It seems that Porny Pants have a real knack for diplomacy: [link]