You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:21:07 pm PDT #19205 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Accidentally cross-posted with Literary...

This one had me in hysterics.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 1:24:22 pm PDT #19206 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This one had me in hysterics.

Heh.

Oh, break a bottle of whiskey or something.

NATLBSB!


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:30:20 pm PDT #19207 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Swimming He has a bow at the feet of women in swimming.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:31:25 pm PDT #19208 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

NATLBSB!

and now it is.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:34:16 pm PDT #19209 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Speaking of taglines...

This is a pet rabbit, a cat needs to be collected.

Titties screaming and confusion of war!


Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 1:36:04 pm PDT #19210 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It seems that Porny Pants have a real knack for diplomacy: [link]


Typo Boy - Aug 10, 2009 1:37:25 pm PDT #19211 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Not the translation party, but Patrick Nielsen Hayden found an excuse for one of the world's greatest geek puns. [link] . The pun does relate to the translation game. Plus PNH and Teresa Nielsen Hayden are Buffistas at heart even if they have never posted or (as far as I know) lurked here.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:37:56 pm PDT #19212 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Gotta love "is not - is".

Bottle is a monkey! To return to the Pandora's box is not - is.


StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 1:38:27 pm PDT #19213 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Apparently, things were handled by soccer scores? [Link]


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 1:39:16 pm PDT #19214 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. 'Throbbing manhood' becomes "Adult anger.'