Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Aug 06, 2009 5:56:22 pm PDT #18889 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay Tom

yay ryan

that's all I got


Cass - Aug 06, 2009 6:05:02 pm PDT #18890 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

If he has any kind of birth certificate, we may not be able to elect him.

ah ha ha ha ha! As the mother of an almost six year old, this makes me laugh.

It's exactly what I feel like except without the glee that actual six-year-olds have.

If you've got a stethoscope, I will apparently just lift my dress up on demand. (Actually it takes a medical degree and an appointment too.)

Next time I am in a car accident, I will try to not get the worst bruising near the bad touch, private bathing suit areas. Sadly, that is where seatbelts go. So it's rather inevitable. Maybe I will just hope to never be in an accident again. That is clearer.


Trudy Booth - Aug 06, 2009 6:15:08 pm PDT #18891 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

(Actually it takes a medical degree and an appointment too.)

Uh huh.

Maybe I will just hope to never be in an accident again. That is clearer.

This plan is better.

My Sister Rachel had a three inch wide purple L across her body from a car accident. I thanked God she had that bruise every time I saw it.


Laura - Aug 06, 2009 6:33:37 pm PDT #18892 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My mom had the classic seatbelt bruise which was quite the contrast from her very white belly. Alas, she also had a cracked sternum from the airbag. We thought it was all for the best too.

Up past my bedtime because I was watching the bonfire at my nephew's house. Tired now.


Cass - Aug 06, 2009 6:59:03 pm PDT #18893 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Uh huh.
It was the most clinical nudity in ever.

There is no question of whether I was wearing my seatbelt. You could see it for weeks. Now there's just a faint bruise across my belly left from it. And where I whacked the side of the car, apparently, on my left hip/butt area.

But I still feel really lucky because, apart from that bruising and a concussion, I really did walk away. I bruise a lot but there have never been bruises I've been happier to see.


WindSparrow - Aug 06, 2009 7:07:53 pm PDT #18894 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My Sister Rachel had a three inch wide purple L across her body from a car accident. I thanked God she had that bruise every time I saw it.

I got a seriously purple boob from the one major crash I've ever been in. I don't remember bruising elsewhere.


Cass - Aug 06, 2009 7:10:47 pm PDT #18895 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I got a seriously purple boob from the one major crash I've ever been in.

Weirdest bruise I had... It's healed really well but the right one was purple for a bit after. Wasn't a flattering shade, either.


erin_obscure - Aug 06, 2009 7:22:30 pm PDT #18896 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

And you didn't take pictures?!?!?!


Cass - Aug 06, 2009 7:28:38 pm PDT #18897 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It wasn't flattering, why would I take pictures? If I have learned nothing from the Lady of the Manners, it's ... no, that's not right.


DavidS - Aug 06, 2009 7:31:18 pm PDT #18898 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey ita, I've almost got Emmett talked into Krav Maga as his non-baseball Fall activity. What's it like in beginners? How much conditioning vs. sparring?