Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Aug 03, 2009 3:10:21 pm PDT #18493 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Emily! YAY you being here!

As for me, I just got off the phone with date-girl. Today is our day off, but she's coming over and we're going to spend some time together today, and walk D&K's dog later. The signs continue to be positive.

I am very happy about date-girl, and very amused that yet another person is going to see our house without us there. (Seriously, it's comical how many times someone has said, "You have a really nice house!" who I've never met before.) I hope Zoe and the kitties are charming and not annoying. They shed because they love.

Safe flight to Jamaica, sweetie.


Emily - Aug 03, 2009 3:11:19 pm PDT #18494 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Alas, although there would be flirting (mucho flirting, indeed), circumstances contrive so that there would be no nookie. More detail is not appropriate for so public a space, but... no nookie. Hell, if there was nookie, I wouldn't be asking!


Sean K - Aug 03, 2009 3:13:43 pm PDT #18495 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I hope Zoe and the kitties are charming and not annoying. They shed because they love.

She loves animals, and has a couple of kitties herself. She's already seen a picture of Zoe, and been told about the grumpy old three-legged man.


Pix - Aug 03, 2009 3:40:23 pm PDT #18496 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Byron's not grumpy! He's just opinionated. And needy. And the sweetest gray kitty cat ever.

Okay, he can be a little grumpy. Love him a lot, though.


Sean K - Aug 03, 2009 4:10:07 pm PDT #18497 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, I adore Byron, but when he wants out, he knows exactly the noise to make you come open the door now. Just to make it stop.


Vortex - Aug 03, 2009 4:56:10 pm PDT #18498 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think I need people to help talk me out of the idea of driving another six hours up to Pennsylvania to camp out for two days.

well, as much fun as I think that Pennsic would be, I am not the type to camp. I know that comes as a shock to everyone.


omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2009 5:14:24 pm PDT #18499 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Byron's not grumpy! He's just opinionated. And needy. And the sweetest gray kitty cat ever.
:: nods in agreement :: until he shows his anger at by marking his territory. Other than that, I got along great with him.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2009 5:44:54 pm PDT #18500 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Help! I need tag-line help! Not a tag-line for here, tho':

I'm putting the finishing touches on Steampunk Tales #2 and it occurs to me that I need tag lines for the in-application story index. Could each of you send me a brief one sentence "tag line" that I can use for the index? Something like, "Anarcho-Marxist agitator Jane Sallow leads a revolution against the clockwork world."

I was thinking of something like "Gothic cupcake Jillian is still searching for a time machine and a personal assistant". What do you folks think?


DavidS - Aug 03, 2009 5:53:56 pm PDT #18501 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was thinking of something like "Gothic cupcake Jillian is still searching for a time machine and a personal assistant". What do you folks think?

Seems like it could be steampunkier.

Jillian is still searching for aviatrix goggles in pink and black striped satin. You may reach her via pneumatic tube.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2009 5:58:11 pm PDT #18502 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hmmm. I'm not going to mention goggles, because I kind of snark about them in the course of the story.

"Cupcake Goth Jillian is still searching for a time machine, thus allowing her to shop for boots throughout the ages." Yes? No?