So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Aug 03, 2009 3:40:23 pm PDT #18496 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Byron's not grumpy! He's just opinionated. And needy. And the sweetest gray kitty cat ever.

Okay, he can be a little grumpy. Love him a lot, though.


Sean K - Aug 03, 2009 4:10:07 pm PDT #18497 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, I adore Byron, but when he wants out, he knows exactly the noise to make you come open the door now. Just to make it stop.


Vortex - Aug 03, 2009 4:56:10 pm PDT #18498 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think I need people to help talk me out of the idea of driving another six hours up to Pennsylvania to camp out for two days.

well, as much fun as I think that Pennsic would be, I am not the type to camp. I know that comes as a shock to everyone.


omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2009 5:14:24 pm PDT #18499 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Byron's not grumpy! He's just opinionated. And needy. And the sweetest gray kitty cat ever.
:: nods in agreement :: until he shows his anger at by marking his territory. Other than that, I got along great with him.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2009 5:44:54 pm PDT #18500 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Help! I need tag-line help! Not a tag-line for here, tho':

I'm putting the finishing touches on Steampunk Tales #2 and it occurs to me that I need tag lines for the in-application story index. Could each of you send me a brief one sentence "tag line" that I can use for the index? Something like, "Anarcho-Marxist agitator Jane Sallow leads a revolution against the clockwork world."

I was thinking of something like "Gothic cupcake Jillian is still searching for a time machine and a personal assistant". What do you folks think?


DavidS - Aug 03, 2009 5:53:56 pm PDT #18501 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was thinking of something like "Gothic cupcake Jillian is still searching for a time machine and a personal assistant". What do you folks think?

Seems like it could be steampunkier.

Jillian is still searching for aviatrix goggles in pink and black striped satin. You may reach her via pneumatic tube.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2009 5:58:11 pm PDT #18502 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hmmm. I'm not going to mention goggles, because I kind of snark about them in the course of the story.

"Cupcake Goth Jillian is still searching for a time machine, thus allowing her to shop for boots throughout the ages." Yes? No?


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2009 5:59:08 pm PDT #18503 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

illian is still searching for aviatrix goggles in pink and black striped satin. You may reach her via pneumatic tube.

...before she leaves on her Zeppelin escapades.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2009 6:00:07 pm PDT #18504 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete's suggestion:

"Cupcake Goth Jillian is still searching for a time machine from a reputable vendor".


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2009 6:01:35 pm PDT #18505 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can 'time machine' be made steampunkier? Like, say, "chronological locomotive'?