Now I want someone to write Interrobang's theme song.

When you ask a question in an excited manner
Or express excitement or disbelief in the form of a question
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters‽
No, Interrobang!
Interrobang‽
You got it!

OK, I have actual work to do, rather than work on my sucky song....

"Who Would Win in a Fight: Interrobang or Evil Emoticon? An Examination of Communicative Schism Dysfunction in the Silicon Age via Post-Ironic Symbolism."

Interrobang, you fool!

"Aquaman is a much maligned member of the Justice League, even to the point of being fodder for mid-grade stand-up comedians. But consider this: The ability to command every creature under the sea is incredibly impressive and could be used to prosecute almost any agenda the Justice League could offer, were they to extend their influence into global politics and markets. To offer a speculative example: Imagine how much more effective the U.S.'s embargo of Cuba would be if, in addition to a few ships of the U.S. Navy, you had to bypass half a dozen giant fucking squids the size of Rhode Island. Huh? I rest my case."

Ahahaha!

"Who Would Win in a Fight: Interrobang or Evil Emoticon? An Examination of Communicative Schism Dysfunction in the Silicon Age via Post-Ironic Symbolism."

Excellent! Except I'd change "Post-Ironic" to "Post-Post-Ironic", just to confuse people.

I'd think Interrobang would be a good fighter, as he (she?) is very enthusiastic, but since he's never completely sure of himself (unless he's in Rhetorical Mode) so that might detract from his combat effectiveness....

as he (she?)

She. ::points at Ple::

You've read "Kingdom Come", right? Where Aquaman gets his revenge on us surface-dwellers?

Actually, Interrobang prefers ze.

Hey! That's a reason for working out and losing the ship-cycle weight! I could make a NEW Interrobang costume!

SH - he has about 6 different copies of KC.

I am in awe of Miracleman's powers of procrastination.

Who Would Win in a Fight: Interrobang or Evil Emoticon?

Semi-colon!