The ability to command every creature under the sea is incredibly impressive and could be used to prosecute almost any agenda the Justice League could offer, were they to extend their influence into global politics and markets.
Well, yeah, control of the oceans is certainly part of my world domination plans. That should be happening any day now. I have the equations that prove my space-time manipulation gun will work perfectly. No need to worry, the thought police will have sensitivity training in my new world ord--. Fuck, forget to carry the one. Never mind.
"Who Would Win in a Fight: Aquaman or Plastic Man? An Examination of Pop Synthesis as Exemplifying Ecology vs. Sociocultural Matrix Manipulation Via Neo-Jungian Archetypes."
I've never heard of Plastic Man, is he his own action figure?
Gud, if that's a snide hyphen comment, I will have to kill you. Kill you dead. With a giant wooden hyphen.
Who Would Win in a Fight: Aquaman or Plastic Man?
Plas, because he is the bomb-diggety.
giant wooden hyphen
Is that a plastic man accessory?
giant wooden hyphen
Is that a plastic man accessory?
No that would be Interrobang's weapon of choice, I think.
Now I want someone to write Interrobang's theme song.
When you ask a question in an excited manner
Or express excitement or disbelief in the form of a question
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters‽
No, Interrobang!
Interrobang‽
You got it!
OK, I have actual work to do, rather than work on my sucky song....
"Who Would Win in a Fight: Interrobang or Evil Emoticon? An Examination of Communicative Schism Dysfunction in the Silicon Age via Post-Ironic Symbolism."
