If I get moist (which I have done, thanks Mr. Shower) it turns into WARM WET AIR and the water on me HEATS UP.
You just described Florida.
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Jul 29, 2009 5:15:18 pm PDT #18071 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
WindSparrow - Jul 29, 2009 5:18:28 pm PDT #18072 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Not even ice cubes.
Oh dear, that nixes the suggestion of placing a bowl full of ice cubes in front of your fan then sitting about two feet from the bowl.
You just described Florida.
And Arizona during monsoon, in a tin-roofed trailer with only swamp coolers.
billytea - Jul 29, 2009 5:22:52 pm PDT #18073 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Run a sink of cool water, and stick your hands in past the wrists. The blood vessels run close to the surface there, so they'll carry cool blood back around the rest of your body. (This tip brought to you by red kangaroos, who lick their forearms to stay cool in the Australian desert.)
Cass - Jul 29, 2009 5:28:25 pm PDT #18074 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I am licking my forearms now.
Go soak down a t-shirt, put that on, and then stand in front of the fan. That's what I've been doing.
JUST before I reopened this page, I soaked the MFW (that is uncleverly v-necked now which is why I have a backup) and am in front of the fan. Your brain control, she is working. And helping.
Atropa - Jul 29, 2009 5:28:33 pm PDT #18075 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
please refrain from discussing my clever plans on the Internet, with an audience.
pfft, whatever. Like people haven't guessed your plans, boss. But no, that rule doesn't need to be bumped any higher up the list.
StuntHusband - Jul 29, 2009 5:29:18 pm PDT #18076 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
red kangaroos
Jilli! Hire one immediately! I will make this one Viceroy of the Atmosphere, responsible for maintaining my cool!
Atropa - Jul 29, 2009 5:33:10 pm PDT #18077 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli! Hire one immediately!
But that means paperwork. It's too hot for paperwork.
WindSparrow - Jul 29, 2009 5:33:40 pm PDT #18078 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Sits back, enjoying the Jilli and StuntHusband Show.
Pops popcorn, remembers that I'm trying to avoid empty calories, and eats blueberries instead.
Nearly called 'em clueberries. But I try to save those for people who really need them.
StuntHusband - Jul 29, 2009 5:37:17 pm PDT #18079 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
But that means paperwork. It's too hot for paperwork.
Didn't you tell me - YEARS ago - that you had invented things called "computers"? I mean, I paid you to get some for the Cabal. Aren't they...oh, "labor-saving devices"? Why you insisted we dispose of my much-cheaper-to-procure zombie slaves, I'll never know.
Get these computer-things to do the paperwork for you; that's why you invented them with HANDS, isn't it?
clueberries
Oh, I so need several bushels of these - both to consume on days like today (still smarting from the Link Fiasco earlier), and to hurl at drivers who almost knock me down when I'm legally crossing the street less than a block from my home.
Laga - Jul 29, 2009 5:38:05 pm PDT #18080 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I am licking my forearms now.
hee hee! So did I. I think it's drizzling outside. I'm going to go pull some weeds.