No power in the 'verse can stop me.

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StuntHusband - Jul 29, 2009 5:29:18 pm PDT #18076 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

red kangaroos

Jilli! Hire one immediately! I will make this one Viceroy of the Atmosphere, responsible for maintaining my cool!


Atropa - Jul 29, 2009 5:33:10 pm PDT #18077 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli! Hire one immediately!

But that means paperwork. It's too hot for paperwork.


WindSparrow - Jul 29, 2009 5:33:40 pm PDT #18078 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sits back, enjoying the Jilli and StuntHusband Show.

Pops popcorn, remembers that I'm trying to avoid empty calories, and eats blueberries instead.

Nearly called 'em clueberries. But I try to save those for people who really need them.


StuntHusband - Jul 29, 2009 5:37:17 pm PDT #18079 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

But that means paperwork. It's too hot for paperwork.

Didn't you tell me - YEARS ago - that you had invented things called "computers"? I mean, I paid you to get some for the Cabal. Aren't they...oh, "labor-saving devices"? Why you insisted we dispose of my much-cheaper-to-procure zombie slaves, I'll never know.

Get these computer-things to do the paperwork for you; that's why you invented them with HANDS, isn't it?

clueberries

Oh, I so need several bushels of these - both to consume on days like today (still smarting from the Link Fiasco earlier), and to hurl at drivers who almost knock me down when I'm legally crossing the street less than a block from my home.


Laga - Jul 29, 2009 5:38:05 pm PDT #18080 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I am licking my forearms now.

hee hee! So did I. I think it's drizzling outside. I'm going to go pull some weeds.


Atropa - Jul 29, 2009 5:46:31 pm PDT #18081 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Why you insisted we dispose of my much-cheaper-to-procure zombie slaves, I'll never know.

Because it was either get rid of them, or try to renegotiate for a larger discount from the Febreeze people. The zombies were STINKY. Worse than Loyal Toadie.

Get these computer-things to do the paperwork for you; that's why you invented them with HANDS, isn't it?

I thought the computer-things were for fic ...?


Sean K - Jul 29, 2009 5:48:36 pm PDT #18082 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think I need to finish my space rocket; space is nice and chilly, right?

Um, only in the shade. In the sunlight, space is char-you-to-a-cinder hot.


beth b - Jul 29, 2009 6:09:37 pm PDT #18083 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I only freeze air in my freezer.

Then store some clothes in there during the heatwave


DCJensen - Jul 29, 2009 6:15:35 pm PDT #18084 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

My health-conscious former coworker swore to me that the nutrients in broccoli were actually better absorbed if you ate some fat with it, like cheese or butter.

In Minnesota, at the state fair, you could sell deep fried broccoli on a stick!


P.M. Marc - Jul 29, 2009 6:17:03 pm PDT #18085 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

No skin-peeling. Go soak down a t-shirt, put that on, and then stand in front of the fan. That's what I've been doing.

I am sadly too hot to make the requisite comments about contests, alas.

Consider me to have done my 12 year old boy duty without, you know, having done it.