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erin_obscure - Jul 29, 2009 1:05:18 pm PDT #18014 of 30000

Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Interesting correlation: hot weather= exponential increase in number of civil disputes over billing at local motels. I suspect it has something to do with ppl being cranky at fleeing their homes. Also, 700% increase in ppl walking around outside entirely naked. You'd think by now everyone in portland would no that being naked in public is NOT a crime here. Sure, there is danger of nasty sunburn, but just being nekkid is not a good reason to call 911!

Strangely, zero increase in river and drowning related incidents.

Toddson - Jul 29, 2009 1:07:19 pm PDT #18015 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Perhaps we need bodice chillers all 'round?

Vortex - Jul 29, 2009 1:24:25 pm PDT #18016 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

so, how long will it take for the bottle of wine that I put in the freezer to get nice and cold?

Barb - Jul 29, 2009 1:31:30 pm PDT #18017 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

The red beans, rice & chorizo were quite nummy.

And nose tingly.

Cass - Jul 29, 2009 1:38:51 pm PDT #18018 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You'd think by now everyone in portland would no that being naked in public is NOT a crime here.

I don't know if I knew that. However, it doesn't surprise me at all somehow.

Lee - Jul 29, 2009 1:40:56 pm PDT #18019 of 30000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You know where the nekkid beach is too!

Vortex - Jul 29, 2009 1:43:10 pm PDT #18020 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I might not know that its illegal, but I wouldn't bother to call the police if I saw a naked someone. At least, as long as they appeared sane.

Sean K - Jul 29, 2009 1:43:54 pm PDT #18021 of 30000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

::resolves to move to Portland and live close to erin and Cassiepants.

Laga - Jul 29, 2009 2:10:17 pm PDT #18022 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

In an effort towards maybe not having to get a real job... I have listed my first item on ebay. (Yes, I know I do need a real camera.)

Cass - Jul 29, 2009 2:11:05 pm PDT #18023 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I do know where the nekkid beach is. I think it's things like the nekkid beach which would have led me to think you weren't allowed to be naked just anywhere. But, yeah, like Vortex said, I wouldn't call the cops unless there was crazy or dangerous going on. I'd just assume they were, you know, naked on purpose.

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