These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jul 21, 2009 5:55:54 pm PDT #17392 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I can't find my Rachel Carson book. I want to read about the birds and fish. It isn't where it's supposed to be. There's a Mickey Mouse sock on teh floor.


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2009 6:09:02 pm PDT #17393 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hil, you're kind of stuck in the swamp of suck.


Hil R. - Jul 21, 2009 6:25:03 pm PDT #17394 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yes.

Can't sleep. Huuuurts. Already took Tramadol, Tylenol, and Aleve, and can't take anything more.


WindSparrow - Jul 21, 2009 6:56:14 pm PDT #17395 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh, Hil, that is a slough of suckitude.

sj, I'm glad the concert seems to be worth it.

omnis, Daniel says he has this image in his head of Buffistas singing, "Kiss de girl" for you.

One of my nicknames in high school was "Curve-bender."

I was the Curve-breaker. AP English Lit, senior year, the teacher had a series of tests that she told us up front she had designed to be so hard that in her 5+ years of teaching that class, three sections every year, no one had succeeded in getting a perfect score. She graded 'em on a curve.

I got a 50/50, on two of them.

Other honors students joked frequently about kidnapping me before exams.


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2009 7:03:13 pm PDT #17396 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Siobhan = "Shi-vawn" Gaelic languages are not to be reasoned with.

and then - not Gaelic- there's the singer Sade...


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2009 7:04:44 pm PDT #17397 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Weinermobile crash! [link]

"Responding officers weren't initially told what kind of vehicle was involved."

ETA: Quote from story.


sj - Jul 21, 2009 7:23:46 pm PDT #17398 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Home. Tired. Sleep now.


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2009 7:25:41 pm PDT #17399 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh, and I'm linky guy again tonight...

From notalwaysright.com :

Tech Support | Florida, USA

Customer: “My internet is not working.”

Me: “I can help you with that. Are the lights on your modem lit?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Good, is the one labeled ‘online’ blinking?”

Customer: “I don’t have a light like that, but it does have the time.”

Me: “The…time?”

Customer: “Yes, and there’s a button labeled snooze!”


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2009 7:26:35 pm PDT #17400 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Welcome back, sj, glad to see you survived.


Hil R. - Jul 21, 2009 7:47:11 pm PDT #17401 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My student loan for this coming year got approved. I will have money!