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Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 5:04:11 pm PDT #17250 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay for dinner plans, omnis.

Is there any way to convince my mom that my vacation will not be ruined if I eat a salad? We keep having this same conversation. She asks me what I can eat at some restaurant. I reply, "Oh, they've got a really good salad." (And they do -- spinach with candied walnuts and onions and tomatoes and lots of other good stuff.) And she replies, "No, I want you to enjoy your vacation."

Honestly? As long as food that I do not have to pay for or clean up after appears in front of me, I will be happy.

-t - Jul 20, 2009 5:13:45 pm PDT #17251 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, Hil's mom. Salads are enjoyable summertime fare! I wish one of the restaurants in walking distance would reliably serve a good salad.

beth b - Jul 20, 2009 5:16:42 pm PDT #17252 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm not a big salad eater -- but that sounds good to me

a sign we saw in front of a church this weekend.

[link]

hee

Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 5:17:37 pm PDT #17253 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think that she thinks of salads as diet food, and therefore impossible to enjoy. I'm pretty sure that she won't think I'm happy until she sees me eating something deep-fried.

Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 5:20:05 pm PDT #17254 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ask the restaurant if they can deep-fry some of the spinach.

beth b - Jul 20, 2009 5:20:31 pm PDT #17255 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Oddly, a vaction where I eat healthy and very tasty -- adds to the experience. Granted sweet potato fries are always good

sj - Jul 20, 2009 5:22:07 pm PDT #17256 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Go, omnis! You have obviously made a very good impression on GGG, as it should be.

Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 5:35:55 pm PDT #17257 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ask the restaurant if they can deep-fry some of the spinach.

Spinach isn't a food that happy people eat! Neither is, well, pretty much anything that I eat other than sweets and potato chips and fries, according to her.

Hmm. I wonder if "it fills me up and gives me energy to go swimming and kayaking and play frisbee and fly a kite, which does make me happy" will convince her of anything.

beth b - Jul 20, 2009 6:00:27 pm PDT #17258 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

What does she think you eat that make salad so odd and unusual?

Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 6:01:59 pm PDT #17259 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, whenever I go to visit, she stocks up on fake meats and soy cheese.

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