Taser.

Or rig up my clothes with the system Batman uses so that if he's unconscious and someone tries to unmask him, they get a severe shock.

It would be effective, geeky, AND cool.

It would be effective, geeky, AND cool.

and they would totally love it. Of course, watch out for the TENS people, they might hug you for fun.

Heh. Tep, I can tell you that as a hugger (who has hugged you without your consent and I still feel bad)

I need to reiterate that you hugged me right when I was upset about personal bubble issues (largely, a few people who came up from behind me and started petting me/rubbing my shoulders/etc. unannounced -- the from-behind physical gesture is WAY worse than a frontal, anticipated hug).

Plus, I love you guys. I'm good hugging all y'all in greeting and goodbye. But a lot of these meatspace people are people who I'm not effusively fond of; some I hardly know at all; and frankly, some give me the Ick.

I would really hate to learn that I had inadvertently made someone I care about and like feel badly. So, I say that you should let people know because they don't want to make you uncomfortable and would feel badly if they knew that they did.

Yeah, I don't think they *would* feel badly knowing I was uncomfortable. They'd just think I was being a snooty bitch. (Which is, actually, just fine with me.)

Of course, watch out for the TENS people, they might hug you for fun.

That is SO mean of you to make me guffaw at my computer, because then I have to explain why drugs for ulcerative colitis are funny!

(Because oh, my god, the TENS people TOTALLY would.) (And I couldn't blame them. Moths to a flame, baby.)

Yeah, I don't think they *would* feel badly knowing I was uncomfortable. They'd just think I was being a snooty bitch. (Which is, actually, just fine with me.)

well, they wouldn't be hugging you then, so I'd call it a win.

That is SO mean of you to make me guffaw at my computer, because then I have to explain why drugs for ulcerative colitis are funny!

hey, just saying ulcerative colitis makes ME smile!

Daaamn. Lookin' good! Nice dress.

Beautiful color for you, Barb.

::blushes::

Thanks guys. I seriously do need to something with my hair though. I'm thinking perhaps it's time to return to long, fringed bangs. Hm.

Scola is wise.

NATLBSB

Um. Fuck.

I just had to cancel our bus tickets to Minneapolis because they cancelled two of the trips between Chicago and Minneapolis.

We leave Thursday.

Lone picture of me from Saturday night.

hubba hubba

Catching up:

GGG just called, inviting me Shakespeare in the Park...

I missed the bestowing of this nickname. Is it the Dan Savge usage of GGG? Because if so that was an impressive first date. Particularly at a food court.

A few of DH's basketball kids call me Ma'am, others call me Mrs. Holt, or Mrs. Coach. Some of the neighborhood kids call me Miss Laura. I think it is a southern thing because I haven't encountered it other places, but it could be because I got old in the south.

I want to start calling you Mrs. Coach.

I was childhood traumatized at the age of eight when we moved South for a year and I pissed of my thrid grade teacher on my very first day of school by not calling her "M'am". My Mother further engraged her shortly thereafter by forbidding her to paddle me. When she would get her rage on at me (and boy would she, what that she couldn't smack a small child with her 1x4 because of whispering in class or not finishing times tables quickly enough) among her insults was that I was "poorly raised."

I once ran into her at the Winn Dixie with her real kids and I've never felt so bad for two small children before or since.