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WindSparrow - Jul 17, 2009 7:56:15 pm PDT #17036 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In snarkier moments, of which I am not proud, I have severely judged people who answer the question "What are you thinking?" with "Nothing." And mean it.

For me, that "Nothing," tends to mean, "Um, I didn't know there was going to be a quiz about it, and I have already forgotten," or, "Nothing that I'd care to admit to out loud lest I be thought completely wacko," or possibly, "Very unflattering things about you, your mother, and several mentally handicapped donkeys."

beekaytee - Jul 17, 2009 7:59:05 pm PDT #17037 of 30000

Compassionately intolerant

"Very unflattering things about you, your mother, and several mentally handicapped donkeys."

I had not considered this highly likely possibility.

The "I didn't know there would be a quiz" is, I think, another quite popular option...especially among my past boyfriends.

-t - Jul 17, 2009 8:05:59 pm PDT #17038 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ask me what I am thinking and it flies right out of my head to be replaced by something along the lines of "Oh, crap, say something, preferably in English"

WindSparrow - Jul 17, 2009 8:23:53 pm PDT #17039 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

When I worked at an agricultural chemicals warehouse, we had walkie-talkies to communicate between the main office and the warehouse. I hated using the things. One time I said some long sentence about filling an order and how I thought we could manage to get it delivered under near-impossible conditions. Then the office manager asked if I could repeat it. And I had to say, "No, because I don't remember what I said."

All the warehouse guys laughed at me for at least a week on that one.

Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2009 8:25:16 pm PDT #17040 of 30000

brillig

Oh, I hate having to repeat what I just said, because I don't keep a tape running. Hubby does, darn him.

Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 8:34:01 pm PDT #17041 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Someone call JZ. I'm in Salon letters and I can't get out.

DavidS - Jul 17, 2009 8:38:44 pm PDT #17042 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Someone call JZ. I'm in Salon letters and I can't get out.

She's psychically telling you to flee and save your sanity! It's Not WORTH IT!!!!

Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 8:43:25 pm PDT #17043 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

JACQUELINE, THOSE PEOPLE ARE SO CRAQZY AND SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL THEM THEY ARE FUCKING WRONG

Cass - Jul 17, 2009 8:45:30 pm PDT #17044 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yes. But not YOU. Because your mental health is more important than theirs. Step away from Salon.

DavidS - Jul 17, 2009 8:47:18 pm PDT #17045 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JACQUELINE, THOSE PEOPLE ARE SO CRAQZY AND SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL THEM THEY ARE FUCKING WRONG

Oh, well that's different. If they're wrong you should straighten them out.

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