So my four-year-old is writing DC/Marvel crossover slashfic.
I'm admittedly coming at this from the outside, but the really disturbing part is where he's managed to work cattle into the thing.
Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Jul 17, 2009 8:48:36 am PDT #17005 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2009 8:48:40 am PDT #17006 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Calverine is the X-Man who has knives that come out of his fists like claws.
Now I'm picturing Calvin as Wolverine a la his Spaceman Spiff fantasies.
tommyrot - Jul 17, 2009 8:48:43 am PDT #17007 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Calverine is the X-Man who has knives that come out of his fists like claws.
Does he have a stuffed tiger he calls Hobbes?
StuntHusband - Jul 17, 2009 8:54:44 am PDT #17008 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
The Noble Collection has the movie licensing [link]
Ah, I'd forgotten about them. (Pricey, so I tend to look away in silent fury.) Their Nenya is indeed pretty.
Yikes Narya's price, though. And no Vilya. Pity.
Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2009 10:05:58 am PDT #17009 of 30000
brillig
The voices in my head are back, and I'm very happy. About four days after I started taking the Zoloft, everything went quiet. I've normally got a commentary/daydream/soundtrack running in the background, but for three days there was nothing. Not even the my thoughts were making themselves known. Horrible. I'd rather have meltdowns than echoes.
This morning as I was staring blearily into the bathroom mirror I realized that I had Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" running in the background, and another braintrack was thinking about the video and those sailors and that outfit she was wearing. It is such a relief to have the mental commentary back.
Pix - Jul 17, 2009 11:09:08 am PDT #17010 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Happy Birthday, dearest Juliana!
CHAOS!!!
Hil R. - Jul 17, 2009 11:54:21 am PDT #17011 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Just got a phone call from someone claiming to be collecting money for a group that sells things made by blind and handicapped people. He stumbled three times of the name of his company, then asked me, "How you doing, baby?" I hung up.
Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 11:55:57 am PDT #17012 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nice way to treat a nervous blind and handicapped guy there, Hil...
erikaj - Jul 17, 2009 12:24:22 pm PDT #17013 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Two out of three of the guys who flirt with me couldn't see my hand in front of their faces...there's a set-up for a joke there, but I'm not sure what the punchline is.
billytea - Jul 17, 2009 12:27:30 pm PDT #17014 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Happy birthday juliana!