Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 17, 2009 11:09:08 am PDT #17010 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Happy Birthday, dearest Juliana!

CHAOS!!!


Hil R. - Jul 17, 2009 11:54:21 am PDT #17011 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just got a phone call from someone claiming to be collecting money for a group that sells things made by blind and handicapped people. He stumbled three times of the name of his company, then asked me, "How you doing, baby?" I hung up.


Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 11:55:57 am PDT #17012 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nice way to treat a nervous blind and handicapped guy there, Hil...


erikaj - Jul 17, 2009 12:24:22 pm PDT #17013 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Two out of three of the guys who flirt with me couldn't see my hand in front of their faces...there's a set-up for a joke there, but I'm not sure what the punchline is.


billytea - Jul 17, 2009 12:27:30 pm PDT #17014 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday juliana!


Miracleman - Jul 17, 2009 1:00:36 pm PDT #17015 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Which reminds me, I have to get back to having her memorize the Green Lantern oath posthaste.

Vortex beat me to it, mostly, but for correctness' sake:

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power:
GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT.


Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2009 1:22:56 pm PDT #17016 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thank God. I found the fricken cat.


Lee - Jul 17, 2009 1:25:44 pm PDT #17017 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So glad, GC. I hope the rest of the weekend is less stressful.


omnis_audis - Jul 17, 2009 1:42:34 pm PDT #17018 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Thank God. I found the fricken cat.
Awesome! Which wall was he hiding in?

Two out of three of the guys who flirt with me couldn't see my hand in front of their faces...there's a set-up for a joke there, but I'm not sure what the punchline is.
Can you guess how many finger I have up in front of your face? (follow up) Oooh, good, you heard the lack of plural. I'm betting you can guess which one too!

Am home. Am tired. Am icky. Work had no a/c at the theater either. We were doing a lot of manual work. My body is not designed for this. Debating if I should cook something (heat) or delivery. I still need to food shop.

But it's WEEKEND TIME!! Woot!!! I have a game date tomorrow! Now I need to find my dice.


Cass - Jul 17, 2009 2:09:44 pm PDT #17019 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy Birthday, Juliana! CHAOS indeed.

I adore all the geekspawn and their stories.