Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books!

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jul 16, 2009 6:03:03 pm PDT #16924 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My mother is all worried about what I'm going to eat in Maine. She somehow thinks that, although I manage to feed myself the entire rest of the year, I'm going to starve from lack of vegan food in Maine, even though we will be renting a house with a kitchen which is within walking distance of a tiny grocery store and easy driving distance of a few supermarkets at at least two health food stores. I've also pointed out to her the vegan items on the menus of nearly all the restaurants we usually go to.


-t - Jul 16, 2009 6:08:12 pm PDT #16925 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I AM THE BETTER EVIL OVERLORD dance-off

We need to film that and show it every, oh let's say Arbor Day.

Good luck with the painkiller skippage, Hil. Sucks that you have to make that choice.


P.M. Marc - Jul 16, 2009 6:11:33 pm PDT #16926 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

STOP. THAT.

JUST THINK WHAT IT WOULD DO FOR HER COLLEGE DATING PROSPECTS.

::contemplates the son or daughter in law candidate who'd be all over that::

I mean, it beats muscle cars and heavy metal.


meara - Jul 16, 2009 6:14:25 pm PDT #16927 of 30000

OK, I'm not normally all into baseball, or into slashing our President, but...the slog pointed out this picture from the White House flickr stream, and I had to admit, it made me go "oooh. PRETTY. and...oooh."


Hil R. - Jul 16, 2009 6:18:47 pm PDT #16928 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

In yet another "How am I related to these people?" conversation, I was telling my dad about Farm Sanctuary. He asked if the animals get along with each other, or if any of them ever decide that another one looks like lunch.

FARM animals. Cows, pigs, chickens, turkeys, goats, sheep, and so on. No carnivores among them.

(My sister definitely inherited this complete obliviousness to all things animal-related. She has several times looked at a cow and thought it was a horse.)


Atropa - Jul 16, 2009 6:19:07 pm PDT #16929 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

JUST THINK WHAT IT WOULD DO FOR HER COLLEGE DATING PROSPECTS.

I AM, GODDAMMIT.

I mean, it beats muscle cars and heavy metal.

Hey! It worked ... okay, wait, no, it didn't work for some of us. VampiresGoths and gaming geeks are the way to go for dating prospects.


Cass - Jul 16, 2009 6:21:32 pm PDT #16930 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I mean, it beats muscle cars and heavy metal.

Sindarin is better than a bass?

I can see that.

At least it'll be a more interesting variety of someone who is in no way good enough for our Ticky.

My mother is all worried about what I'm going to eat in Maine.

I've always found that the lobster was optional, not required. Maybe explain salads to her again? And pasta. And ... you know everything you actually already eat on a daily basis?


Cass - Jul 16, 2009 6:23:06 pm PDT #16931 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

JUST THINK WHAT IT WOULD DO FOR HER COLLEGE DATING PROSPECTS.

I AM, GODDAMMIT.

I don't know if this would be any less funny if I weren't *hearing* it so clearly but I am dying laughing right now.


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 6:26:07 pm PDT #16932 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I mean, it beats muscle cars and heavy metal.

But not muscle cars and Japanese pop songs.

Ooh-Ay Ooooooo-ay oohhhh


Atropa - Jul 16, 2009 6:27:35 pm PDT #16933 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Or muscle cars and Japanese pop songs.

Do we get Surprise!GWay and a thunderstorm with this option?