...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2009 1:42:50 pm PDT #16901 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: sniff :: Eeeew. Must get home and shower. Exile!Office has broken A/C. It's only the 17th day of 100º+ weather, why would we need A/C? Going home to shower & eat dinner before impromptu date.


Laura - Jul 16, 2009 2:11:02 pm PDT #16902 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yay impromptu date!


Hil R. - Jul 16, 2009 2:31:56 pm PDT #16903 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Really fuzzy photo of squash blossoms. Cell phone camera. My regular camera battery died, and Amazon is taking forever to send me a new one. [link]


Burrell - Jul 16, 2009 2:40:20 pm PDT #16904 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Have a great date, o_a!


Jessica - Jul 16, 2009 2:48:11 pm PDT #16905 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How many of me are there?

Uh-oh - is the teleporter malfunctioning again and duplicating people instead of transporting them? I thought MM and Clovis were going to sort that out...


erin_obscure - Jul 16, 2009 2:53:08 pm PDT #16906 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Squid look like huge testicles with tentacles. IJS.


billytea - Jul 16, 2009 3:04:20 pm PDT #16907 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Squid look like huge testicles with tentacles. IJS.

And a razor-sharp beak. Don't forget the razor-sharp beak.

That aside, I had no idea that there was a surfeit of pointy testicles out there. With fins.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 3:07:56 pm PDT #16908 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of giant squid - I'm considering getting this t-shirt: [link]


Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2009 3:13:18 pm PDT #16909 of 30000
brillig

On last night's "I Survived a Japanese Game Show", the final challenge to determine which of the losing team would go home was a race to see who could rip the most heads off a line of hanging squid--with their teeth. Sure, $250,000 goes to the overall winner, but, damn, I might just say, "You know? You can have it, I'm going home."


billytea - Jul 16, 2009 3:40:20 pm PDT #16910 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On last night's "I Survived a Japanese Game Show", the final challenge to determine which of the losing team would go home was a race to see who could rip the most heads off a line of hanging squid--with their teeth.

Winner! [link]