Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2009 8:02:29 am PDT #16842 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

MiracleMan!!! Awesome to see your pixels! Long time no chat! How are ya?

But I should like to note that most people who snore say they don't, and in precisely the way you did.
Ha, ya, that was the joke. I know, depending on how my body is positioned, I can snore. Laga will tell you from f2f. I said to her, if I'm snoring, throw something at me and tell me to roll on my side. Alas, in my empty apartment, nobody to nudge me.


Laura - Jul 16, 2009 8:09:26 am PDT #16843 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I always know if I snore from the sore throat. I beg the kids or DH to wake me up if I am snoring. Hate that feeling in the morning. Climate changes get me every time so I tend to snore when I travel. Yuck.


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 8:26:13 am PDT #16844 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Either that, or the U.S. Navy has declared war on Ypsilanti.

Maybe it isn't just a penis and the guy who owns it is finally standing up.


Gudanov - Jul 16, 2009 8:36:23 am PDT #16845 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

MiracleMan!!! Awesome to see your pixels! Long time no chat! How are ya?

Now that there is legislation being considered to ban human-animal hybrids, I figure MM has been busy putting together his army of pig-men before anything can pass.


Burrell - Jul 16, 2009 8:41:05 am PDT #16846 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

GC, if you are interested, we just happen to have a crib and changing table available. Both are in excellent condition. Italian design, natural wood finish. I'd be happy to know they're in a good home.


beekaytee - Jul 16, 2009 8:48:48 am PDT #16847 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Except for Daniel, who snores so loudly he wakes himself up.

Oh lord. My DexH snored so loudly, he actually rattled the windows. But never woke up. He's the only person I've ever seen fall asleep while crossing a room. I knew he was asleep as he swayed slightly and snored loudly.

I felt so bad for him...and me. Even in a separate room, across a hallway, he could wake me up.

In later years he had a uvulectomy...as did the last boyfriend. I've always been curious to know if that really works. Had no experience of either of them post-snip, so could not ask.


P.M. Marc - Jul 16, 2009 8:55:03 am PDT #16848 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

For some reason, no-one ever takes me up on this...

::considers how much it would make Jilli's head explode if Princess Tickybox learned to speak Sindarin.::


Glamcookie - Jul 16, 2009 9:10:40 am PDT #16849 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Burrell, thanks so much for the offer. My mom is all gung-ho on buying the baby's crib, though, so I think we'll let her. We don't need very much since we don't have tons of room and my cousin had twin boys last October, so we're getting car seats and swings and other stuff from her. Crib and matching dresser are the only big ticket items and Granny (my mom) is buying the crib and Grandma (DW's mom) is buying the dresser.


brenda m - Jul 16, 2009 9:17:53 am PDT #16850 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. My mom's relationship with my paternal grandmother never recovered after she bought a rummage sale crib for me.

(My mom wasn't "like that" - my grandmother bought a crappy falling apart old one and didn't even bother to clean it up. I don't know if the insult was consciously intended but... there's a reason I refer to my "good grandma" and "bad grandma". )


Polter-Cow - Jul 16, 2009 9:44:38 am PDT #16851 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Huh. Death is weird.

I was just thinking about how I monitor safety on oncology trials and thus I am often callous and strange about patient's deaths since they're just data points to me (the number of morbid and insensitive jokes I make is probably inappropriate).

But I was thinking last night that if my little brother died, I would be a sobbing, convulsive mess and you would have to keep me away from sharp objects.

A friend posted yesterday that her boss's daughter had been killed in a car crash. She was 23 and two months pregnant.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother to do anything if I could die at any time. Nothing we do matters, so all that matters is what we do, right? So is personal fulfillment and enjoyment a waste of time? Why spend ten hours watching anime when you could be, I don't know, saving puppies?