What is rational?
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
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News story from down Alabama way, where a gas station employee used a cricket bat to chase away a would-be robber who brandished a toy gun.
When you are prepared for zombies, what's a robber or two?
the employee noticed the gun had an orange tip on the barrel and grabbed the cricket bat. The suspect then ran out of the store without any money.
Okay, a very dumb robber.
"Stupid varmint tried to rob the store I was working at. What he didn't know is that I come in loaded for zombie."
dude! That robber is lucky the shop wasn't packing heat without an orange tip. Kudos to the employee for catching that minor detail. Reminds me of Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels, with the wee word "Replica" engraved on the firearms.
Have I mentioned hating phones? Supposed to have phone call with super!busy designer. Then it was "while I'm on the train". Then he took a 5am train, so no call. Now I'm waiting before I drive to work, cuz I don't want to talk while driving. I love holding patterns. :: whistles ::
How the hell does a gas station in Alabama have a cricket bat?
Maybe they meant the former Soviet state of Alambama?
I'm off for my "life options" class. Back after 4.
How the hell does a gas station in Alabama have a cricket bat?
I was disappointed that they didn't get into that. However, I would surmise that the store clerk was from a country that (who?) plays cricket. Cricket folks are very enthusiastic. In the spring, the Caribbean students play cricket on the yard in front of my building.
Ha! In my gronk filled brain, I thought it said "ALBANY", as in NY capital. Dude! Even more amazing. NY has some strict gun laws. The south, nsm! Robber!boy is LUCKY!
oops. did I break it?
:: taps gloweyglass ::
Anyone there?